Dwaine's 8000'th post

what should it be? let's have some suggestions..... i thinnk it should be somethign that fully embodies the spirit of fugly's greatest son.....

suggestions are encouraged, both clasic phrases and new original material is appreciated, ultimately dwaine will decide, i only ask he takes our suggestions into consideration.

 

I think he should resurrect a favourite thread from his last six years on fugly.

That, or retire his login at 7,999 and start from scratch with a new one.

 

I wanna see him flame a nOOb as only dwaine can. .brings tears to my eyes every time. .

 

The countdown has begun. .


9 to go

 

I think his 8000th post should be a public apology to me for all the bologna sandwhiches of mine he has eaten and all the change he has stolen out of my room, you fucking shit heap Dwaine.

 

I told you, If you don't want me stealing your change, or sodomizing you in the middle of the night, invest in a door lock I can't "circumvent" with my size 12 doc martin...

 

thats more like it ...


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You ain't sodomizing shit fatboy, I stash Harlan in my room at night, you've been fucking a retard. And the last time I got pinkeye I rubbed it on all the change you prick! Now I'm gonna go get that belt we made out of your PS2 power cord and whip you with it.

 

I think it should be a post begging K*t*na to come back... :shock:

 

or perhaps a recent picture?

 

...with her 5 kids, too.

It's been about 3 years, right? Plenty of time... Hell, maybe even 6 or more if she had a premie or self-inflicted C-sections...

 

.. 3 . ?

How the hell can you go back one post. .

 

I deleted a thread he accidentally posted twice in the movie section. So he lost a point there.

 

Ahh okay, so any bets on his final three ?

 

Damn you Spoon, ruining my comedic timing.

 

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I can't help it if your timing sucks

 

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