Is Dwaine sexy?

To celebrate the return of fugly's favourite son, I propose a little vote. Honest answers only, please.

 

So the pope is 50% catholic . .who knew . .

 

Dwaine is the twin brother of the guitarist from fear factory. I would post pics but I'm to lazy.

 

I hope that's true. My band supported Fear Factory in Sydney during their very very first Australian tour. They were funny, fucked up guys.

They played a bowling club here in front of no more than 150 people. But it was a great show.

 

Hey is MEXICAN, I an NATIVE... Different prarie niggers

 

Low bloodsugar?

 

No, I wish my day was that exciting...

 

thats exciting ?

 

compared to my day, yes

 

Go on, tell us

 

no, nothing specraptacular, just a long tedious day

 

Oh humour me .. I like long boring stories. .

 

I'd bake you cookies, if I cooked.

 

right now it involves networking three pc's, one with Win95, one with Win 98SE, and one with WINXP Pro...

wow exciting huh? *farts and wafts it towards my face to wake me up...*

AHHHHH much better...

 

I appriciate the thought, but I don't eat sugar or refined sweetners (except for Stevia).

On occasion, I'll drink a coke Zero,. too fake my Kidneies into thinking I am still drinking grain alcohol or something as toxic...

 

damn I spell kidnies GOOD!

 

I'm really not a fair judge but I understand this is his real pic he has just been showing a fake one all along

 

Who the fuck is this then?

 

Same person just not all cleaned up.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/mother-posed-as-father/2006/03/28/1143441123519.html

 

Dwaine? You're a woman?!