Where the fuck is Dwaine?????

[qoute="Ferine"]I HEART U[/quote]

Is that for Dwaine or is that for me?

I don't really have a huge wang. It's actually embarassingly small.

 

Is that for Dwaine or is that for me?

I don't really have a huge wang. It's actually embarassingly small.[/quote]

 

He's hoping for a sympathy fuck.

But something tells me Ferine aint the type. (Right? Wrong?)

Try headee, dio. She's already pretty much admitted she'll fuck anything.

 

Sorry, I live on the wrong side of the country. Unless you have a fuck enable modem I don't see anything happening over the net.

 

I don't fuck. Ever.

 

Nah you look more like someone who makes love. . .

 

Im confused, your a hore that doesnt fuck? This place is weird. Dammit where is grim to explain it all to us?

 

Welcome back, Dwaine. Missed you, sweety.

 

well, dio hasn't been mean to me, and i generally only get hot for people who treat me like shit. or who have really big cocks.

 

You won't find big cocks here, dear. Try a hen house.

 

I love you Reiz.

 

At Fuglyforums...there's a difference between a Hore and a Whore.

 

Not to mention you're on the other side of the country. That's a long jog. I'd probably get hit by some sort of vehicle on the way anyhow. *Sigh* I guess I'll have to swim out to Australia and shack up with Reiz for $12 a month. Unless Headee has a spare bedroom. I can be an asshole, I swear. I'll be like Tyler Durden, seriously.

 

Yea, I know I was just hoping...............

 

i'm sorry, but even if u are the world's biggest asshole, i would have to charge u significantly more than $12/month for a spare room. unless u look like tyler durden as well. then we can negotiate.

 

You are THIS close to breaking the first two rules.

 

what rules?

 

I'm not allowed to talk about it.

 

interesting.

 

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