DRUNK!!!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by SexXy, Sep 22, 2001.

  1. SexXy

    SexXy New Member

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    Hello everyone, I just wanna talk a bunch of crap since im so fucked upo.I just downed some carona's and doc's hard lemonadee (good shit) And sines its my boys bday we took some shots of his 4 yr old bottle of absolute (94 % baby)

    Now entertain me since im bored shitless and all alone
    I needs go suck some dick
     
  2. methinks

    methinks New Member

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    yumm..hard lemondade

    yah i like girly drinks like hard lemonade and smirnoff..
    not to mention mixed drinks..yumm..
    but uh no more orange juice for awhile for me
     
  3. Lomotil

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    Nice closing... I like the "I need to go suck some dick" part...

    Based on this comment, I can safely assume that you're an 82 year old pervert just learning to use the computer...

    Hopefully, I'll be able to block that thought out of my memory, as I strive to save this picture...
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    funny thing is, I don't drink anymore... Well I have one beer on a social occasion, but thats it... I thought I would never stop drinking but yeah for me
     
  5. kaye

    kaye New Member

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    its not fair!!!! i usually cant drink hard alcohol anymore cuz i got alcohol poisening a few months ago!!!!!!!
     
  6. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Sand Niggers:
    I don't drink anymore... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I say, top show old chap!
     
  7. sparky69

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  8. Sane

    Sane New Member

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    Im still stoned!!
     
  9. cleanergeezer

    cleanergeezer New Member

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    IMC, fat boy, Go buy a quart, you know it makes sence.......
     
  10. methinks

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sane:
    Im still stoned!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    nof air nof air
     
  11. Stranger

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Sand Niggers:
    I don't drink anymore... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I knew you were a twisted mutha, but I'd never realised just how sick you realy are
     
  12. Tsunami

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    Well ive just finished my quota of 6 beers and and near to the bottom of a bottle of vodka,yet i would like more.Damn this booze problem,guess ill have to polish off the girlfriends cider next.
     
  13. SexXy

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    Hangover...Im not feelin to well this morning. I cant beleive I posted that shit last night. Hey Lomo its me,ImOneSexxyBxtch, Im the sex crazed teenage girly girl you all labeled me as remember?
     
  14. SexXy

    SexXy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by methinks:
    but uh no more orange juice for awhile for me<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Ahh that reminds me of a time when I was probably like 14 or 15, and I came stumbiling in the door at 1am after drinking too much at a party. My mom was waiting up for me, when i puked up the last of my drink. When she asked me if I had been drinking I slurred "No mom I swear to drinking I wasnt god, all I had tonight was orange juice"

    Good times good times
     
  15. methinks

    methinks New Member

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    yah well..erm..i had about 3/4 of a bottle of peach schnapps at one time for fuzzy navels..
    so yah..erm..no more orange juice for me for awhile.

    but horray for me i didnt puke
     

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