So I'm told my country is at war - we just haven't quite figured out yet who or where the enemy is, but we've pretty much narrowed down the location of the likely suspects as somewhere in Afghanistan, that stunningly beautiful and inviting resort hotspot & favorite of many former Soviets. But I haven't yet heard anybody refer to this thing by name. Are we gonna give it a memorable, stylin' name - the Afghan Assault, the Camel-Jockey Campaign - or go with the more flexible phase structure: Operation Camel-Greasing (the troop buildup/preparation phase) which leads to Operation Anal Probe (initial insertion of reconnaisance & special ops units) that drags on desultorily before getting kicked into high gear with Operation Total Buttfuck (big block party; all land/sea/air invited). What's everyone else's suggestions??
How about Towelhead Terror. Or Dune Coons and Balloons? Oh who the fuck cares. We're gonna turn that fucking country into a parking lot by next month. Stupid Sand Monkeys....
I don't know why Afghanistan is so upset anyway...i hear Bojangles has pledged to build 20 outlets there-complete with a special addition to the menu-the Bojangles special chicken-futty kebab.And invasion by America will also bring with it the priceless bonus of vastly enriching the Afghan gene pool with exquisite specimens,and their culture with the result of a civilised world where the populace lives in close harmony with themselves and nature.Here are just a few of the images that typify the beauty of western civilisation for me:
Kudos to Nursey for that vivid and moving pictorial (what'll Pimp say when he discovers you've been filching from his pictorial diary?). I know that, in the hustle and bustle of daily Western life, it's easy to forget our essential values - what makes it all worthwhile. Thx for the reminder, N.
I sent Pimp half of the images shown there in the 'courting' stage of our romance...causing him to come tumbling headlong into my heart!
And your collage just reminded me: wonder what Kitana's been up to lately - the promised self-mutilation? Incarceration following combo matricide/patricide? I'm not complaining about her absence, mind you.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Kudos to Nursey for that vivid and moving pictorial... I know that, in the hustle and bustle of daily Western life, it's easy to forget our essential values - what makes it all worthwhile. Thx for the reminder, N.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thankyou Emetic-and also,I feel we mustn't forget the children[/img]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: I sent Pimp half of the images shown there in the 'courting' stage of our romance...causing him to come tumbling headlong into my heart! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> !
Courtship!?! Looks more like extortion if you ask me You know Pimp, there are places you can go. Safe places, with people who can help you. Where nobody will hurt you any more.
the pain makes it all worthwhile... that and sex.. she's very good in bed... oh and she rolls most of the joints.. i hate skinning up..
back to the origional topic bin laden is calling this crap a Holy War go figure. if u have been watching the news it has said multiple times that in the muslim religion they cant do any kind of terrorist activity. i find that kind of ironic considering tha past events.
I find it quite ironic that a little boy like you is allowed to watch the news and post on fugly when you have obviously only just grasped that your name is 'anDrEw'
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69: ps i am actually a complete fool<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: How about Towelhead Terror. Or Dune Coons and Balloons? Oh who the fuck cares. We're gonna turn that fucking country into a parking lot by next month. Stupid Sand Monkeys....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAA!!!GAAAAD BLAISSSS UHMIRRIKA!!!...GAD BLAISS UHMIRRIKA!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: And your collage just reminded me: wonder what Kitana's been up to lately - the promised self-mutilation? Incarceration following combo matricide/patricide? I'm not complaining about her absence, mind you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> shhhHHHHH!!! Don't wake the baby!!!
