<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: GOD blessed me with a scroll wheel.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hallelujah! But this one is half-hearted. I actually did read this one... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by "Nursey": Well guys(i'm talking to YOU KellY!did i say it right!!?)i'm glad you appreciated that piece of artistic wizardry...you might not believe this-but IT TOOK ME LESS THAN 1 MINUTE!!!!!I just needed to caaarefully do an 'E' and two 'L's-and that was it!!!It IS realistic-isn't it!!So-you have Kitana dedicating her web-site to you,me doing personalised pieces of art for you,pinky willing to die with you,and IMC "making you a star"!And STILL you're a miserable cow.Mind you,it cant be much fun having to rely on artificial lubricants to enjoy a normal sex life-what,with onset of premature menopause your healthy hunky clean-living yankee poser boy will just have to assure you that he actually finds it appealing that your cunt is accelerrating it's lifespan and becoming that of a 55 yr old's in the body of a whiny whinging neurotic 23 (or so) yr olds.You know what?Looking at it THAT way-i forgive you for being a depressing American-angst ridden self obsessive. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh, but I AM grateful! Thank you all so much for bringing me out of my shell... wait... I'm in a pod. Scratch that. How did you know so much about my sex life, nameless? Maybe my doctor was wrong, the absence of my periods wasn't caused by my abrupt cessation of oral contraceptives. Yes, I try to refrain from bringing any more hunky, poseur, Yankee boys into the world just yet. I must wait for the time being, and bask in my short-lived fame. After all, I AM only 23 years old. I must enjoy it while it lasts... you never know when the next tube of K-Y jelly will be your last! [ June 10, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: How did you know so much about my sex life, nameless? Maybe my doctor was wrong, the absence of my periods wasn't caused by my abrupt cessation of oral contraceptives. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...trust me-i'm Nursey.I know allll about your vagina!! It was you who helpfully informed us that: <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: If you only knew... I haven't had any womanly blood since November of 2000. I wish I COULD menstruate. Maybe that would give me a reason for being such a hateful bitch. Just another thing wrong with me. (rotten ovaries, uterian cancer, ectopic preganacy, early menopause)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...and being the caring professinal that i am,took it upon myself to wonder how this might translate into the sex life you share with your wonderful,healthy 'Phil Anselmo' lookalike boyfriend.With everything taken into consideration,the image i came up with in my head,was NOT pretty! It consisted of a delicately built and fragile Kelly,wincing in pain...at times maybe even emitting shrill sharp yelps as a hulking,tanned,muscular and very virile young 'Phil Anselmo' lookalike thrashes frustratedly around trying to thrust his huge,proud and magnificent member into a dry, unyielding,miserly little pussy...that being your pussy Kelly,i'm sorry to say.But as always,help was at hand in the shape of me, Nursey,hence the little tube of that i slipped you as subtly as is possible here in the forum.I hope it does the trick.Any more problems with that vicious,unloving little snatch of yours,and come to me,Nursey...i will gladly restrain you in stirrups and ram a large metal baseball bat up the fucker!I would think it unlikely that you'd need any further treatments of ANY sort after that slightly more thorough approach.
While I appreciate your efforts to alleviate my sexual problem, I can't help but wonder why you are so concerned about my (KELLY) sex life. Dare I say it, but are you not satisfied with your own? That wasn’t warranting a response. I’d rather not hear about you sexual escapades with *Shrimp… err… I mean Pimp. I’m sure you have quite the opposite of my dry, unappealing sex life. You refer to my “type of guy” as healthy. Are yours sick? Are they riddled with STD’s? Do you have to be careful with the blisters and/or warts? Or are you one of the many women who suffer from reoccurring yeast infections? Tell me nameless nursey, all-knowing and wise beyond her years… is frothy sex better than dry sex? I feel so bad about all the time you have spent (benevolently) troubling yourself over what the cause of my "dry, unyielding, miserly, little pussy". I feel compelled to return the favor. I didn’t have to look far. You have already posted one of your fantasies in this very thread! <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Nursey Nameless: I keep fantasising that this guy is mucking about in the park with me...then...suddenley... starts leaping around wildly...head butting the air-and comes running straight at me,kicks me in the cunt repeatedly,rapes me,then pisses on my face whilst smoking a fag(cigarette)saying "Sowwy laaav,'ere yoo gow (offers puff of cigarette) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Have you ever had American cock? I’m sure I could get some of my corn-fed poseur friends together and we could scour the streets for a homeless, sick, horny, and hostile young man. Even if he’s not horny, I’m sure we can pay him with cigarettes. (Keeping true to your fantasy) It’s really the LEAST I can do. Don’t worry, I won’t hook you up with a complete waste of flesh and bone… I was thinking of someone who looks a lot like this guy: Not bad, eh? * Ha! Ha! I jumped on the name-calling bandwagon! It’s a tough ride… I hope I don’t fall!
I love it when girls talk about their pussies. Turns me on. We already know that Nursey is in Britain... where in the states are you Nauseous? Anywhere near MD? Cause we can solve that "dry spell" thing.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: * Ha! Ha! I jumped on the name-calling bandwagon! It’s a tough ride… I hope I don’t fall!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Welcome aboard Nauseous, just take a firm grip on this thingy here, hold on tight and everything will be fine...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> isn't that the albino guy from that film? *tries to think of name.. comes up blank.. but it's a good film*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: It consisted of a delicately built and fragile Kelly,wincing in pain...at times maybe even emitting shrill sharp yelps as a hulking,tanned,muscular and very virile young 'Phil Anselmo' lookalike thrashes frustratedly around trying to thrust his huge,proud and magnificent member into a dry, unyielding,miserly little pussy<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that evokes such vivid imagery in my head... and shamed as i am to say it... i think reading that has started a flood of neurotransmitters to the arousal centres of my brain... nameless nursey my darling... i think i have tired of our frothy, well lubricated sexual sessions, where you slice off my genital warts and let our slippery, pus coated sexual organs slide amongst each other in ecstatic congress.... i fancy some dry, unyielding, miserly sex... now i know even the sound of my voice, let alone my skilful sensual touch, can make you gush forth lubricating vaginal juices.... but there must be something you can use that will dry you out and help me fulfil my new menopausal vagina fantasy.... if you, my love, can do that for me... *sigh* i will take you to the park, frolic happily with you.. then throw you violently to the ground, kick the shit out of your cunt until you squeal with pain/pleasure, then rape you and urinate on you... as i know it is your number one fantasy...
>>>DRY NOW!!!...I tried several differant substances and discovered ash works best.I had to smoke 40 cigarettes to get enough to coat me thoroughly inside and out,which is expensive and impractical.BUUUUUUUT...i have discovered a readily available never ending supply...i went to the hospital morgue,and found there are VATS of the stuff beside the incinerator ready for the taking!!! Can we go to the park,then?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Can we go to the park,then? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ok then babe... but i'll need to take a few diuretics washed down with a few pints of stella.. and do you want me to shave my head?.. or will a coupla weeks growth be ok?... and shall i wear my normal doc martin boots, or the ones with steel toe-caps??
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy: isn't that the albino guy from that film? *tries to think of name.. comes up blank.. but it's a good film*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Isn't it Powder?? I think it is-not a bad film, he was really sweet in it
Yes, it's Sean Flanery who played Jeremy Reed. (Powder) - looks a bit different with hair, doesn't he? [ June 13, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
I wish I was made of electricity...but then theres that whole water problem...rubber boots? awww fuck it !
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine: Isn't it Powder?? I think it is-not a bad film, he was really sweet in it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> thanx scraw... it was a tip of the tongue kinda thing.. i had the shining stuck in my head.. i think it was 'cos of the albino+lightning thing.. i could have told you nearly everything that happens in the film.. but not it's name
yo this is the last post on the list from topics from the last 100 days. the last time that some one posted on it was june first. i thought that was pretty funny so i replied and now it is september. rock and roll
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: What The Fuck? How old are you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i am 16.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69: i am 16.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ahh, yes, it's all starting to make sense. I had my suspicions, but a written comfirmation is always gratifying. I knew you couldn't possibly be mentally challenged in any physical way (barring inbreeding) because retards are too stupid to lie. Thanks for setting me at ease. I will sleep easier.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nicodemus: Thanks for setting me at ease. I will sleep easier.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> re·dun·dan·cy [ri dúndnssee ] (plural re·dun·dan·cies) noun (Sorry, it's late. And DAMN I miss that post editor! But maybe repetition was necessary in this case) 1. TELECOMMUNICATIONS duplication of message: duplication of information in telecommunications in order to reduce the risk of error 2. use of superfluous words: the use of a word whose meaning is already conveyed elsewhere in a passage, without a rhetorical purpose
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus: I keep fantasizing that this guy is mucking about in the park with me...then...suddenly... starts leaping around wildly...head butting the air-and comes running straight at me,kicks me in the cunt repeatedly,rapes me,then pisses on my face whilst smoking a fag(cigarette)saying "Sowwy laaav,'ere yoo gow (offers puff of cigarette)...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is that scenario more or less troubling than, say, being slipped a roofie mickey by a gang of chubby Muslims who rub themselves on you, gibbering, concluding with a tearful golden shower?
