Smurfslappa's myspace?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Mar 22, 2006.

  1. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    You posted a link to it somewhere, I forget. Or maybe it's on your AIM info.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    OHHH you are stalking me beaner...

    see I told you guys when he finally lost his marbles, I'd be the first one he would kill
     
  3. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    [/img]http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e397/Bigpappadiaz/16425267843cd5fe9e4661.jpg[/img]

    Gotta run this comparison by everybody again. Let it soak in.
     
  4. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    DAMMIT! Here it is...

     
  5. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    What would a name before an indian transvestite? Dots or feathers?
     
  6. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Whispering Anus, since his asshole wouldn't be able to pucker up enough to make a decent BRRAAAAAPPP.
     
  7. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    They're NOTHING alike. There are pictures and curtains in the background of the one on the right.
     
  8. phatboy

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    I think those are actually milk carton cut outs of the missing kids she ate.
     
  9. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Then it IS Dwaine! :shock:
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Has anyone wondered what it is about my 18 year old drivers liscense picture that turns beaner diaz on? I know he likes em young, but I don't swing that way, anyone wondered why he never posted his pic?
     
  11. smurfslappa

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    Because I don't give that much of a damn. MmMmM, from an Aim conversation I had:

    bigpappadiaz: so what's been crackalackin?
    sllorx: nuttin really
    sllorx: your coming to my birthday party right?

    bigpappadiaz: huh? when's that?
    sllorx: may!
    bigpappadiaz: maybe
    sllorx: ackk
    sllorx: come onnn

    bigpappadiaz: gonna be 15?
    sllorx: no
    sllorx: 16

    bigpappadiaz: ooooh shit
    bigpappadiaz: that's cool
    sllorx: =]
    sllorx: my bf is guunna bee there!!

    bigpappadiaz: pssshhh
    sllorx: oh yeah..and theres like..gunna be chicks there for you to hook up with
    bigpappadiaz: oooh ok, that's cool
    sllorx: hah
    sllorx: yeah
    sllorx: its like..gunna be a whole day thing


    To quote myself: "Restraint? :? What's that?"
     
  12. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    You are a sick and twisted little man.
     
  13. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    I can't help myself! I'm... I'm really crying inside, ok? :cry:
     
  14. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    As long as you keep it on the inside. .barry's busy
     
  15. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    ...half an hour later:

    Ugh. Think up your own lines you feeble little shit.
     
  16. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Bitch that was meant for Dwaine to see. I'm not as dumb as 99% of the people you probably surround yourself with to make yourself feel smarter, so think about this things before you open your nasty cum dumpster.
     
  17. smurfslappa

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    Things Nursey will pick at:

    She'll type up some half-page post about how I am

    She actually typed it up with her leathery, ET-stunt-double-looking hands and didn't say a goddamed thing.
     
  18. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Why? Are you congratulating him on his far superior wit or something?
     
  19. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Another premature, impotent emission. *Control*, Smurfie! Come on...we've been over this!
     
  20. smurfslappa

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    Bah! You read it and thus avoided the situation. I meant to say "will probably pick at" to avoid having you pick at that. Nothing gets by you though, except why people choose the "lascivious slut on laps" picture (which is a nice clear picture of you) instead of the other one (that you got in black and white with all the photoshop crap tacked on) when lashing out at you.
     

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