It's June

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, May 31, 2001.

  1. Nauseous

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    Can I trade my brain with someone?
     
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  3. Cheezedawg

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    Only if you give me some. I prefer Ritalin or Percoset. Thank you.
     
  4. Scrawine

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I'm filling it with medication right now.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Will the medication make me sleep for a few months? If so I'll trade brains with ya, you can have my boring life for a while and I'll just sleeeeeeeeeeppppppp
     
  5. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg:
    Only if you give me some. I prefer Ritalin or Percoset. Thank you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I can hook you up with the Ritalin. However, I can't help you with the Percocet. You should have asked me last month.

    Scrawine... my life is boring too. We can't trade lives... just brains. And Luvox fucking sucks. It doesn't do shit for me.

    I suppose I can trade bodies temporarily with someone else, just to try it out. I must warn you: I have
    dermographism. No shit. I can't believe I haven't shared this with the forum ealier. It's actually kinda cool to have. There are advantages to this freaky allergy. If I need to remember something, like a phone number, for instance, I can just scratch it into my skin, and the little welts will form the number. It lasts about 20 minutes to an hour. It's fun to scratch words like "kill" and "satan". I can (and have) faked a few people out with it. I've sickened a few too. I've had it for about 7 years now. I just found out what it was 2 years ago from my doctor. If I had a web cam worth a shit, I could get some pictures of it and put them up. I suppose I could use a regular camera (I don't have a digital) and scan them in. Naw... sounds like too much work, and like you people really care about my histamine problem.

    No one is game for the brain swapping thing, I guess. I doubt the guys would want the strong sexual cravings for skinhead men that I sometimes get anyway.
     
  6. Nauseous

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    Hmmm... listening to some Black Flag and fucking a guy that looks like Phil Anselmo.




    [ June 02, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
     
  7. kitana

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    i wanna see pics of your skin allergy!
     
  8. pimpchichi

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    ooh... thats kinda like the thing the kid had in exorcist...

    can it make your head spin round and projectile vomit pea soup?
     
  9. Icare

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:

    No one is game for the brain swapping thing, I guess. I doubt the guys would want the strong sexual cravings for skinhead men that I sometimes get anyway.
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    I keep fantasising that this guy is mucking about in the park with me...then...suddenley... starts leaping around wildly...head butting the air-and comes running straight at me,kicks me in the cunt repeatedly,rapes me,then pisses on my face whilst smoking a fag(cigarette)saying "Sowwy laaav,'ere yoo gow (offers puff of cigarette)
     
  10. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    i wanna see pics of your skin allergy!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i do too... you think you could scratch 'PimpDaddy' into your skin... photograph it... and then scan it and send it to me.. i think it'd make a cool banner for my webpage(when i get round to actually building it.. i'm a lazy sonofabitch)
    i'd do it myself but i don't have the cool exorcist disorder
     
  11. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus:
    I keep fantasising that this guy is mucking about in the park with me...then...suddenley... starts leaping around wildly...head butting the air-and comes running straight at me,kicks me in the cunt repeatedly,rapes me,then pisses on my face whilst smoking a fag(cigarette)saying "Sowwy laaav,'ere yoo gow (offers puff of cigarette) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Shit! You too?!? I thought I was the only one! Kinda reminds me of that Ministry song that always gets me so hot and bothered.

    "...pneumatic drill
    right through her chest
    bedroom punching
    right through the rest
    I'm gonna make her suffer
    I'm gonna make her suffer
    and then watch her die
    cause I hate her
    and then I'll fall past
    I'm gonna flashback
    flashback

    cause I hate her

    I'm gonna rip her flesh
    I'm gonna piss in her face
    I'm gonna rip her open
    and then hit her with mace
    I'm gonna make her suffer
    I'm gonna make her suffer
    I'm gonna make her cry
    I'm gonna watch her die
    cause I hate her
    and then I'll fall past
    I'm gonna flashback
    flashback

    I hate her
    flashback
    laugh like a motherfucker"
     
  12. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by P. Diddy:
    i do too... you think you could scratch 'PimpDaddy' into your skin... photograph it... and then scan it and send it to me.. i think it'd make a cool banner for my webpage(when i get round to actually building it.. i'm a lazy sonofabitch)
    i'd do it myself but i don't have the cool exorcist disorder
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    Yeah, I'm sure I can do that. I don't know how great the picture will come out, but then there is always Photoshop!
     
  13. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Yeah, I'm sure I can do that. I don't know how great the picture will come out, but then there is always Photoshop!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    great.. i'll look forward to getting it..
    and yeah.. there's always some technical jiggery pokery i can do on my side with photoshop or painter..
    so whatever you do i'll be grateful for your effort thanx...
     
  14. Nauseous

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    I don't know how long it'll be. Do you want me to keep the cigarette burns on my wrist or edit those out?
     
  15. pimpchichi

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    up to you...
     
  16. Cheezedawg

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    Why doesn't anyone listen to this kind of music anymore? It's a lot more tranquil than that crazy "Rip her head off" shit you got posted. This is the music dreams are made of.

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
    Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
    since I was born.
    And now it's all right. It's OK.
    And you may look the other way.
    We can try to understand
    the New York Times' effect on man.


    Well now, I get low and I get high,
    and if I can't get either, I really try.
    Got the wings of heaven on my shoes.
    I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
    You know it's all right. It's OK.
    I'll live to see another day.
    We can try to understand
    the New York Times' effect on man.


    Yeahhhhhh. Can you feel it? Uh huh....
     
  17. Nauseous

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    Why? Because those lyrics, "...I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose.
    You know it's all right. It's OK." are fucking gay as HELL!!

    What the fuck?!?
     
  18. Nauseous

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    I like some mellow music. I don't only listen to hateful music... but I do love the hell out of Ministry and that song DOES turn me on!

    It depends on my mood. Hell... I love the song, "Crystal Ball" by Styx. I'm a girl remember? I'm all for the tranquil shit when my mood calls for it. Here's the lyrics to Crystal Ball:

    I used to like to walk the straight and narrow line
    I used to think that everything was fine
    Sometimes I'd like to sit and gaze for days through sleepless dreams
    All alone and trapped in time
    All alone and trapped in time

    I wonder what tomorrow has in mind for me
    Or am I even in it's mind at all
    Perhaps I'll get a chance to look ahead and see
    Soon as I find myself a crystal ball
    Soon as I find myself a crystal ball

    Tell me, tell me where I'm going
    I don't know where I've been
    Tell me, tell me, won't you tell me
    And then tell me again
    My heart is breaking, my body's aching
    And I don't know where to go
    Tell me, tell me, won't you tell me
    I've just got to know

    Crystal ball
    There's so many things I need to know
    Crystal ball
    There's so many things I've got to know
    Crystal ball

    ["extra verse" used occasionally live]
    If you should see me walking
    Through your dreams at night
    Would you please direct me
    Where I ought to be
    I've been looking for a crystal ball
    To shed the light
    To find a future in me...
    To find a future in me...

    Crystal ball
    There's so many things I need to know
    Crystal ball
    There's so many things I've got to know
    Crystal ball
     
  19. pimpchichi

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    but surely the beegees could never be as gay as cheesey hawkes ??.... squeaky voices or not

    I am the one and only oh yeah
    Call me, call me by my name or call me by number
    You put me through it
    I'll still be doing it the way I do it
    And yet, you try to make me forget
    Who I really am, don't tell me I'm not best
    I'm not the same as all the rest

    I am the one and only
    Nobody I'd rather be
    I am the one and only
    You can't take that away from me

    I've been a player in the crowd scene
    A flicker on the big screen
    My soul embraces one more in a million faces
    High hopes and aspirations, and years above my station
    Maybe but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride

    I am the one and only
    Nobody I'd rather be
    I am the one and only
    You can't take that away from me

    I can't wear this uniform without some compromises
    Because you'll find out that we come
    In different shapes and sizes
    No one can be myself like I can
    For this job I'm the best man
    And while this may be true,
    you are the one and only you

    I am the one and only
    Nobody I'd rather be
    I am the one and only
    You can't take that away from me
     
  20. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    It depends on my mood<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah.. mood music.. i'm currently expanding my system of a down playlist on www.audiogalaxy.com (thanx lomotil.. it's bloody great better than napster..)

    tori likes to call it my angry music.. and she has a point tho.. i listen to it and it makes me wanna go smash up a branch of McDonalds or something...

    but i'd hate to categorise myself by listing my favourite bands .. i don't think i could do it.. i like so much different stuff.. all different genres of music...
    and i might like just 1 or 2 songs by a band and think the rest are crap...
     

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