If I catch you, Harlan, or that poor ecuse for an oxugen excuse Mike Williams Eating my corn pops, I will force feed you al your fucking testicles... deal? fag?
You can't get Corn Pops in Australia, so I had no idea what you two fags were whining about till I googled this. My favourite sugary breakfast treat would be a three way tie between Coco Pops (chocolatey rice bubbles), Froot Loops (allegedly "fruit flavoured" rings of who knows what) and Honey Smacks (honey flavoured puffed wheat). Frosties (sugar encrusted corn flakes) aren't bad either. But because I don't want to be too much of a slob, I eat muesli most mornings. Dammit, I can't find Australian Honey Smacks anywhere. Oh, and sorry for the ridiculous descriptions if you guys have exactly the same thing over there.
Thats because you have Kangroo nuts over there. Right after you blow one of the drag queens that wander the streets.
We're the closest thing you have to a social life Grim, so really you shouldn't be too condescending.
I find if I chew it before gulping it down works well for avoiding that raw scraped up feeling. And I was talking about sugar cereals. Lucky Charms is better. Chester, its just cereal with marshmellows in it. Otherwise, I eat Rasin Bran.
If you cheeeeew it with your teeth its a harmless mush! I'm just kidding anyways, like anyone can avoid the raw mouth roof after a healthy serving of the Cap'n Crunch.
Fuck me, no wonder there's a first world obesity problem. Why don't you guys just pour (full cream) milk over a bowl full of M&Ms and be done with it?
