The kind you get from your son eating a mercury laced tuna sandwich and then posting about it. I think it's prostate cancer, in the case of Chester's mother.
Huh?! Is this some kind of "your mother is a man" dig? Come on dio, a guy as scholarly as yourself can surely do better than that kind of nonsense.
I figured I'd go for the indirect "your mother is a man" reference, but it came out pretty lame. I'm doing ten Hail Mary as we speak. By Hail Mary I mean looking at porn, By the Way.
That's allright. In a week you'll be throwing a shit fit about how fugly "fucked" with your post count. And my spelling is not that bad. It's bad when I'm posting at 4am my time, or when I'm drunk, but other than that it's not that bad.
