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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Malibu, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. Malibu

    Malibu New Member

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    I am new here...any other ladies on here?

    also, how do I put my pic up under my name?
     
  2. TheGrimJesus

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    go to profile make sure its 80 x80 and under 15k
     
  3. Schmed

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    Or just put it in your signature, make sure it's naked,but more importantly make sure you are a guy in real life, then start making sexual advances on GrimJesus.
     
  4. Malibu

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    I am not a guy, but my pic is too large to put up in the avatar or sig (sorry if I am putting this is the wrong section)
     
  5. smurfslappa

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    Weeeell that post Schmed made tells you a little something about him, right? Always cruising for man-ass. If you've seen the picture of his "girlfriend" you'd notice shim's actually a small boy.
     
  6. diogenes

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    go to technical difficulties. Lomotil will fix the pic for you in no time.
     
  7. TheGrimJesus

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    fucking go into photoshop resize the fucker to 80 x 80 then crop it til you get under 15k
     
  8. Malibu

    Malibu New Member

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    yea it worked thanks everyone
     
  9. TheGrimJesus

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    Yeah if he was ever here, I took care of it. Like I do most fucking things
     
  10. Schmed

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    Holy shit! It's someone who has been maimed by tanning beds and bleach!!!!
     
  11. Malibu

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    thanks to grimjesus I now have my cute lil pic up :oops:
     
  12. diogenes

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    You need a hug Grim. Possibly a couple of Valium as well.
     
  13. Malibu

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    i do not get in tanning beds & i have natural blonde hair thanks
     
  14. TheGrimJesus

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    yeah all that black is just a bad shadow :shock:
     
  15. Malibu

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    well of course it is :roll: ok so I'm not but who fuckin cares what color my hair is
     
  16. diogenes

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    Apparently you do.
     
  17. Malibu

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    what is this pick on the newbie tonight? :cry:
     
  18. diogenes

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    Have you read the other forums?
     
  19. TheGrimJesus

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    every night is pick on the noobs night. You are lucky I have not really ripped into your fucking ass yet.

    Besides whats a bleach blonde frat boy fucker like you doing at a place like this.

    Which I'm pretending that is really your pic. Because it really looks like your ass belongs at myspace fighting off 13 year old boys who want to see your snatch?
     
  20. diogenes

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    That was you I sent that message too. :shock:
     

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