I'm going to play the best prank on my wife tonight.

I say forget all of the scaring stuff, you should put up a big sign over your lifeless body that says "Chuck Norris was here".

 

This will be hillarious. I love practical jokes like this. Let me know how it goes.

 

Especially when she goes, "I dont have all the money yet, I thought you were going to wait. Wanna fuck?"

 

Any news on how all this shit went?

 

You didnt follow the 'malibu' posts?

Apparently she hacked his box and figured out his evil plan.

 

Hmmm. Operative word being "apparently".

Don't believe everything you read on the net.

 

We still have no way of knowing if it was actually her. I'm more inclined to think it was Ethel Rosenburg.

 

I was just hoping the pic was really her. That chick needs a tea bag...

 

I'm gonna go with a tea bag and a hot lunch, anyone care to agree?

 

Not the hot plate special. Warm her up with a dutch oven.

 

Leave us out of this :x

 

Hey I didn't name it.....

 

What is a dutch oven btw?

 

You dont know????

It's old.

It's when you fart in the bed and throw the cover over your wifes head.

They love it.

 

The Dutch ? I'm sure I would've heard about it ..

 

The Dutch love everything right?

 

If you pay them enough, yes.

 

Damn whores and their windmills.

 

Windmills. . .

OF DESPAIR!

 

Thats government funded windmills of despair thank you very much .. there only there so you moron's can come over and take pictures, so you can tell the folks at home we're quaint .. And in the mean while we've sold you 10 cents of cheap porcelain for 50 bucks. .