Man, was I drunk yesterday.

I had a four hour lunch during which we drank ten bottles of champagne between six of us. Which wouldn't be so bad, but I think only three of us were seriously drinking.

As a result, I've come on the boards this morning and read about ten posts I have absolutely no memory of creating. (Weirdly enough, though, my spelling was perfect.)

And it was pretty good champagne, cause I have absolutely no hangover.

 

Let me guess you closed a big deal.

 

Good guess.

 

Well Congratz

 

Keely is on her way.

 

Too late, I'm sober now.

 

You can fix that, she still won't be hot but really you won't care.

 

What a difference a week makes.

Some bullshit political issue means we DIDN'T win that piece of business after all.

But what a great industry I work in. I now get to go out again and get shitfaced on company money, this time as a commiseration.

Dio, is Keely standing by?

 

She's on her way, I told her you were fifty years old and she took off running, peeling her panties off on the way to her car.

 

Damn, damn!

* Begins feverishly applying talcum powder to hair *

 

It's not the contents of the beverage, but the rate of consumption that will determine whether you have a hangover or not.
Dr. Know knows.

 

Enough water and vitamin b12 pill before bed will prevent a hangover.

 

That and just choking the annoying bitch besides you so she dosent make any fucking noise when you wake up, helps a lot too

 

How often do you wake up next to annoying bitches Dwaine?

 

Not as often as you dig for gold.

 

I don't see Ferine as a gold digger she looks more like the type that clawed her way to the top of the stripper pole. Kidding :lol: