I'm going to play the best prank on my wife tonight.

She is working late til about 10 or so. I'm going to flip shit over knock over the lamps all that shit. Then I'm going to leave the door wide open and let her find my dead body on the floor of the bedroom it will be fucking classic.

 

man Just get naked in front of her

 

That's not as good as "breaking in" while she's showering, wearing a ski mask and forcing her to give you head. Then you take off the ski mask and say SURPRISE!

 

This is the lamest suicide note, ever.

 

Nope my sucide note will have your picture and rape said over and over again.

 

You are, without a doubt, a fucking idiot.

 

Why because I'm going to play a prank, Oh no that is the worst thing in the world to do. Take the stick out of your ass Chester.

 

imagine if she goes all silent then starts to quietly laugh, eventualy turning an a full fledged happy dance....... HAHHAHAJWFGSVBHFHAHAJIZZONWHIPONESSTYLE

 

No, because you are going to play a shit and unfunny prank. One that also involves a whole bunch of unnecessary effort.

Don't tell me, ketchup "blood stains", right? Oh, you joker you.

 

Nope got fake blood the whole 9 yards.

 

You need to place a plunger handle up your ass and put on some handcuffs too. That would be awesome, then she would think the NYPD did it.

 

I'm going to wait, I was talking to my friend and he came up with a better idea.

We are going to do the exact same thing but he is going to come out of the bathroom or the closet at her after she find my body with a mask on.

Oh I might have to tape this shit.

 

you could always just stay away for a couple of days without calling and then mail her one of your fingers. That would kick ass. But make sure you put a booger on the end of the finger.

 

If he does that, she'll think it's Ferine's.

 

I hope your wife packs a gun, and shoots the masked accomplice.

Now THAT would be funny.

 

And you wonder why you have problems with your wife . .

 

No, he doesn't.

 

I see this resulting in marriage therapy, and revoked pussy priveledges for at least a month.

 

I know I would laugh uncontrolaby