Smiles.

Happy birthday!

I'll be making my wife her favorite cake: pinapple upside down. Hope yers is a good one.

 

Yeah, happy birthday Smiles, you sad old cunt.

 

Happy birthday.

 

Happy Birthday, Smiles. I have crocheted a stylish doilly for you that will fit snugly over that handsome, burgeoning buttrroid between your cheeks. (It should glow under U.V disco lights). Have a great day!

 

Happy B-Day smiles my man . ..whens the big partay ?

 

Ladies, please send nudies to Smiles. He is a gentleman and won't show anyone (probably).

Otherwise all he'll have is the birthday snoodle =(

 

You're fucked up.

 

Its all my wife is getting too.

 

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! snoodles and golden showers for EVERYONE :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


as a token of my appreciation tomorrow i will get drunk fugly style.......

everyone if you will kindly write down what drink i should drink in your honor i guarantee your request will be granted


*(bleach, battery acid, etc... are all suuuuper suggestions but perhaps another time)

 

Tequila slammer for Chester please.

 

The menses of 100 hookers.

 

Order an Audios Mother Fucker

 

Sea Breeze

 

The blood of a newborn.

 

can we have some drinks i can actually remember while inebriated? Or perhaps even drinks that don’t require satanic chanting or 50 hookers e.g. chesters choice is good and will be honored

 

Post pics.

 

I'm still saying the blood of a newborn. Should that option prove un-realistic, Jack Daniels, neat.[/code]

 

Tequila and cranberry with a nice big, fat **** up your ****.

 

I think Nursey wants you to snoodle. While drinking the blood of a newborn.

 

Nursey calls that "lube".