This place sucks.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Fugly, Sep 19, 2001.

  1. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    We are broke. We have debt collectors calling us at all hours of the day and night. We have spent every last dime that we own on this stupid fucking website and can not seem to make a profit.

    We need to get a *lot* more traffic to visit this site so that some more people will sign up for Fuglyporn, or we need to find another way to capitalize on the traffic we do have.

    Fugly.com gets over 25,000 unique visitors per day and generate over 700,000 pageviews.

    Advertising does not pay. We have not been paid by Tromaville since March. When we do get something from them, it's a "partial payment" which is a joke. It's not even enough to use for groceries.

    We've said this before, and we've always managed to stay afloat, but we need your help with this. That Mudslinger idiot had some good ideas. We need help to submit this site to as many search engines as possible, to relentlessly plug this crappy site on as many others as possible and to do whatever you can to help get more people to sign up for our subscription services.

    Any other ideas are welcome, but don't write telling us to post more ads or to put some shitty pay per click program up. We have tried all of that and none of it is enough. If you want to make some shitty comment, save your self the trouble. We won't even reply to your snyde comments. Otherwise, please help.

    -Evil Sarah
     
  2. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    I downloaded AddWeb. It costs $299.00. How can you get a copy? Do you already have it?
     
  3. HPB

    HPB New Member

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    Go to www.astalavista.com and do a crack search for AddWeb. I did a quick one on Asta using Crack.ru and found about 90 different serial and key generators for the proggy. Not saying that i condone using cracks or key generators, hehe. But just take that 299.00 you save and keep giving good content.
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    actually... delete that post fugly...

    with detective emetic, the voice of freedom in this forum.. i'll probably find the fbi or cia knocking on my door...
     
  5. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally japed by PimpDaddy :
    with detective emetic, the voice of freedom in this forum.. i'll probably find the fbi or cia knocking on my door...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Rest easy, Pimp - all my covert friends are tied up on other, more pressing matters at the moment.
     
  6. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    AddWeb is just one program for auto-submission. I've used SubmitWolf before (no link handy & I'm too busy to search for it); many others.

    I agree that getting right with the major engines is an important concern, but not the only one. The bottom line appears to be, Martin is getting less $ than the minimum he needs for self-sufficiency because we (all users, members or not) are getting more than we pay for - sweet deal to be sure, but it won't last.

    To whatever extent I have ideas and advice of merit on this matter to offer, I'm communicating them directly to Fugly. What I will say here publicly is, now's the time for anyone interested in supporting the site -- so that we may continue to, uh, enjoy use of it -- to prepare for paying something for it.

    Had I not coincidentally signed up last week for FuglyPorn, I would do so now. And if it turns out that Martin needs to charge some reasonable fee for Forum posting privileges - in order to keep himself in the better labels & not that no-name rotgut - I'm down with that, too.
     
  7. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    ok.. ran it and tested it with one of my pet projects... it seems to work ok...

    this is from the report

    =======================
    Last Submission Report:
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    Date: 09/19/01 21:26:10
    Total Attempted: 295
    Total Successful: 208397
    Total Failed: 600030
    Total Skipped*: 53

    Skipped submissions are generally caused by engine rule violations.
     
  8. Tsunami

    Tsunami New Member

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    Here goes first time post,just found this site and frankly i dont want to see it go before ive had any fun.Well to be honest ive had a lot of fun reading some of the posts,sorry i cant think of a way to help fugly out financially at the moment.Ill try rubbing my limited amount of brain cells together and see what comes up.
     
  9. puubert

    puubert New Member

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    Get a real job.
     
  10. Emetic

    Emetic New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Said puubert:
    Get a real job.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Did you mean to direct that at someone in particular? Or were you just going over your To-Do list?
     
  11. puubert

    puubert New Member

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    The creator of this thread wanted suggestions on how to get money from the site. That's my suggestion.

    It's on my To-Do list as well, but I call it my "Things to Put Off" List
     
  12. puubert

    puubert New Member

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    For the site I mean, not from.
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by puubert:
    For the site I mean, not from.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yes you are a fucking moron.. but so are most people from australia
     
  14. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    *disclaimer* I'm stupid and poor...

    Have you used Add Web to promote Fugly? If not, I could get it...

    Other than that, I'm not sure what else to do. Maybe if Fugly were providing a service rather than entertainment (or coupled with entertainment), the bills could get paid. What kind of service? I don't know. Fugly could sell shirts, bumper stickers, ect. Which would also add the site to other search engine results... possibly getting more traffic and drumming up some money. The only shitty thing about that is the amount of money it will take to get that started. I tried.
     
  15. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fugly:
    I downloaded AddWeb. It costs $299.00. How can you get a copy? Do you already have it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I used to have it. I know where it's at. I'd just have to call him.
     
  16. Disorder

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    heres the latest version of addweb and a 'trial period extension application'

    you can get it here


    sorry its on tripod, i couldnt force the indian guy to give me anything better.


    thanks go to pimp for passing these onto me..

    *sponsered by firestone tires*

     
  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I swear... this happens everywhere I go... I must have bad mojo or something... Maybe my karma is rubbing off on the site...
     
  18. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy v2.01beta:
    actually... delete that post fugly...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    thanks fug

    and the rest of ya fuckers.... talk about locking the stable door after the horse has bolted
     
  19. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    heres the latest version of addweb and a 'trial period extension application'

    you can get it here


    sorry its on tripod, i couldnt force the indian guy to give me anything better.


    thanks go to pimp for passing these onto me..

    *sponsered by firestone tires*

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    this will no longer work, if you havent downloaded this file yet i suggest you look on the net.. its easy enough..

    sorry..
     

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