Where should music type topics go? Anywyas, I'm looking forward to 10,000 Days, the new Tool cd due out in May (but hopefuly it'll come out before that, eh Dwaine? Wink wink). Its supposed to be their "blues album" and not Lateralus II, which some spoofs out there made it sound like it was gonna be (by releasing fake song titles).
SO HAVE WE SCHMED!!!! It is known by all you don't like Tool. You've admitted you're just too weak to take in all the awsomeness. And I forgave you.
Top Ten Facts About Chuck Norris 1) Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. 2)There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. 3)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 4)The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. 5)There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. 6)Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. 7)The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer 8)Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. 9)Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. 10)Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, hunting implies possible failure.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
I think Chuck Norris facts and things should go in the film forum. It seems appropriate. Tool is awesome. And the fact that a picture of Ferine picking her nose makes your pants tight implies some strange pyschology on your part.
Goddamnit, Schmed! It would have been purrrfect: I could have cloned you and made you my beloved immortal but you threw it all down the vat when you proclaimed your hatred of Maynard, et al. Now, sadly, I will have to saw your head off and throw it out on my front lawn. Fucking bastard!
Me sticking my dick in Ferine's mouth and shooting a load up her nose is appealing to me. Perhaps she would like to tell me how she feels about that.
