My Step Grandfather died, I hope he is enjoying hell.

I just found they put the old prick in the ground yesterday. He was the biggest bastard on the planet. I kind of feel weird right now. I'm glad the old fucker is where ever he is and not walking this earth wasting the air someone else could breath. On the other hand I wish I could have been there to spit in his fucking face while he laid at rest.

The reason no one told us was he put it in his will my father & uncle where not to be told till he was in the ground. Which is funny because my Yellow belly Uncle has kissed the pricks ass for the last 20 years trying to get in the will and I guess he did. The man was fucking scum. He use to beat my father and the other kids that where not his with Dog whips.

When my fathers real father came looking for him when he was 15 the old asshole shipped my dad off to Alaska to live with the guy who started the Iditarod trail race. While my father was gone he kicked out his older sister for getting knocked up. My father did not see his sister till he was 45 years old which is also when he meant his real dad and my real Grandfather. Which he was no prize either. old time Traveling Carney with scams on top of scams. He is a nice guy he is just always looking how to get one over on people. We meant him and her when my Grandmother died. That was the first time I met the old prick I will never forget at the funeral it was a fucking show.

All I know is I will make it up too Illinois by the end of this year to piss on that motherfuckers grave I told him I would that day at my grandmother funeral and I will keep my motherfucking promise.

I hope he burns in fucking hell.

 

Enjoy your petty vengeance, while you insult the body the spirit has left.

 

Yeah if you knew the man you would hate him too.

 

Yeah, dio's right though. Better to insult his spirit by being the best person you can, despite him.

Though if it makes you feel better, sure, go piss on his grave. We all need closure.

 

I've known some rotten sons of bitches in my life, but no one is really worth dwelling on. But like Chester said, if it gives you closure go for it. It doesn't really have any effect on me.

 

what if he just doo-doo's on the grave instead?

 

Personally, I would have blamed the grandmother. You were actually related to her and she decided she would stay with some dude that beats her kids.

 

I think 'dukey' is an excellent choice. Then everyone else that happens by will see it and be like, 'damn that must have been a big dog'

 

Dan it's a really fucked up long as story with what happened. My real Grandfather went overseas during WWII. He had 3 kids when he left. He came home and went home had 2 more kids in his house. He kicked the living shit out of her. It was my Step Grandfathers kids. He dodged the war.

She was told he was killed in action it was a total mess, Lots of fighting blowing things up and what not.

 

I'm begining to wonder if there's no aspect of your life you won't bring to these forums.

 

That double-negative is confusing the hell out of me.

 

Well, I'm wondering if there is any aspect of his life which he wouldn't share in this forum.


Happy now Chet??

 

Loud and clear.

(Like it wasn't before. :roll: )

 

Next time don't complain then. JERK!

 

Whoa, easy Tiger.

You've been so-o-o SNAPPY lately! Is the stress of forum moderating getting to you?

 

Yes, it's a harsh mistress.

No I was goofing, I should of added a wink, sorry there Chet.

 

I can't help but feel partly responsible for all this . . .

 

Apology accepted, Bung.

 

Thanks there turdburlger.

 

That's with a wink, right Schmed?