Congratulations Dwaine

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by chester grape, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    In the last couple of weeks, our very own Dwaine has moved to the head of the fugly posting boards, moving past pimp as this site's number one poster.

    (Does it include your time as IMC, Dwaine, or have you actually racked up even bigger numbers?)

    Let me be the first to congratulate you Dwaine on an outstanding achievement, and ask this question:

    Who needs to get a life more urgently? Dwaine, for so many posts, or me for noticing?
     
  2. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Doesn't Nursey have more posts than Dwaine?
     
  3. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Nevermind, I just checked, congrats Dwaine. I'm catching up though. 8 hour shifts with nothing to do will eventually get me there. This is the basic formula.

    8 hours shift + low work volume + T1 connection + poor social skills =

    Way too many fucking posts.
     
  4. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    I GOT MY EYE ON YOU!
     
  5. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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  6. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    What a bunch of post whores...

    Congrats Dwaine for being their leader. :D
     
  7. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I am sad now. I just checked, and I have an average of 4.5 posts per day. Considering that I left the forum twice for extended periods, that is pretty sad.

    Grim is hitting a whopping 6+ a day average. He will be the Queen of the 'ho's soon.

    Congrats still to Dwaine. He is managing 3.5 a day on this board. That doesn't take into account his own website, AIM, YAHOO IM, and the glassblowers boards he frequents. It is a good thing he doesn't require any sleep.

    Barry
     
  8. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    lol I don't even pay attion to post count, BUT I WILL BE #1 Barry you bitch! *Head spins around* just kidding.
     
  9. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    It's not hard to get a post count up when you post crap every three seconds that no one cares about....and no I'm not refering to anyone in particular, but they know who they are.
     
  10. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    I'm sorry :(
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    thanks to modrn Chemistry, sleep is now an option....

    And I wish to thank, first and formost, GOd, for giving me the ability to synthize my own methamphetamines, and Life, for me not having one...

    Shit Im gonna go drink turpintine now
     
  12. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Don't do that.

    Kerosene is a much better buzz.
     
  13. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Christ Schmed, you could have been more discreet, you mean son of a bitch.
     
  14. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Yeah. Have you no respect for Dwaine's feelings?
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you can all go to fucking hell



    *weeps silently*
     
  16. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    At his current pace Phatboy should pass dwaine for the number one spot in just 2 1/2 short years.
     
  17. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Dwaine would have to stop posting though. :?
     
  18. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    you not gonna thank me for stopping posting fatass? :roll:
     
  19. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    HAHAHAHA
     
  20. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    I hate it when my daddies fight
     

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