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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Robman97, Feb 26, 2006.

  1. Robman97

    Robman97 Member

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    you all suck my ass, titties and beer fuckers wooooohoooooooo
     
  2. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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  3. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    beer tastes like shit unless you're already drunk and tits are only as amusing as the girl attached to them
     
  4. chester grape

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    I know you're angry right now, so I'll pretend you never said that.*



    *Homer Simpson, to Bart, on Bart's stated dislike of television. Don't ever say I don't credit my sources(!!)
     
  5. ucicare

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    That's profound.

    Barry
     
  6. diogenes

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    I think it was Pope John Paul II that said that.
     
  7. Ferine

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    I've never looked at tits for amusement. To be honest, I don't find them funny at all.
     
  8. SPOooOn

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    Jiggle them, thats what I call amusement. . Brings a smile to my face instantly
     
  9. Ferine

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    Why?
     
  10. diogenes

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    I think men feel the same way about breasts that most women feel about credit cards. They're just great to have around when it's time to play. :wink:
     
  11. smurfslappa

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    [quote'"Ferine"]Why?[/quote]

    Well Ferine, imagine a guy with an erection jumping up and down.
     
  12. DrBungle

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    They are fun to jizz on though.
     
  13. ucicare

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    Why is a great question Ferine. I have always wondered why men are so enthralled with the female breast.

    Breasts are not necessary for reproduction, nor or they an indicator of fertiility or availability. Basiscally, the attraction men have for the female breast does not fit with evolutionary psychology.

    Maybe it is the "want what is forbidden" syndrome. I have the feeling that if all the women in America went topless, breasts would cease being a focal point.

    Barry
     
  14. phatboy

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    I like breasts. But I like a woman with a nice ass more than a huge rack. I guess that makes me lucky cause my woman got both.
     
  15. Ferine

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    Yeah, in that scenerio it's pretty amusing. Most men are enthralled by breast even if the woman is not jumping up and down. I'd laugh at an erect penis flopping around, but a flacid one just laying there...not so much.
     
  16. diogenes

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    Hey Ferine, wanna make a funny video. :wink:
     
  17. Ferine

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    Of your flacid penis lying there? No.
     
  18. diogenes

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    Come on, I got a fistfull of blue skittles, it'll work this time, I swear.
     
  19. chester grape

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    ... Unless you view breast size as an indication of the ability to breast feed.

    In which case, ALL POWER TO THE TITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  20. smiles

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    very true but the same can be said about anything..... thighs..... legs.... a century ago all that was supposed to be covered and was arousing but now....... meh...... i think breasts are fun because you associate them with getting laid, if you can get the titty to pop out chances are 80% you're in........ they're also a fun little sublpot to the 25 second commercial that is SEX
     

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