The bravest and most stupid thing you have ever done

Or as I'd like to call it. "The My Dick Is Bigger Then Yours Contest"

I'll go first . .

I once saved one of my friends from drowning.. He was pissed out of his skull and fell backwards in to Scheveningen harbour. . The docks on one side and a 50 meter long jetty on the other, and the asshole manages to keep swimming exactly between them . .also .. for som strange reason he was swimming downwards . .you could barely see his celtics cap bobbing on top of the water. .Instead of jumping after him. .I did something incredibly clever for the state i was in . .I jumped down on to the jetty ( 3 meter drop ) and pulled him out. .also . .as i pulled him out my cellphone went for a swim . . o how we laughed. .. thats almost 2 years ago and my knee's still fucked up ..

and the "smartest" thing I ever did . .

I don't know if you guys have something like this over where you live. .
Piers that are made up of 2 meter cubes of cement, made for breaking up waves before they hit the beach . not sure wat theyre called in english.. anyway. . they're up to 6 meters high, just randomly stacked cubes . ..covered in very slippery algae . .. at the time i thought it might be a good idea to run across them . . and you guessed it . .. slipped and bounced down from cube to cube till I hit the beach . . cartoon stylie . .
had a concussion for a coupla weeks .. and i still have a wonderfull scar across my arm . .

Oh and ofcourse. .signing up for fugly. . .dunno if that's brave or stupid tho'.. maybe both. . .

 

I once read a really stupid post...

 

Sorry about that. . I was sober . .

 

I hoped you learned something about yourself Spoon.

 

*sigh* .. alright.. .

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You were sitting there, waiting to do that, weren't you!

 

There's no pleasing you is there. .

 

YOU AND MY THERAPIST CAN BOTH GO TO HELL!!!!!!!

 

I think both involve reading this post.

 

Been there. didn't like the scenery but the beer was nice n cool ..

 

I talk around women after I've been drinking. That's about as ballsy of a thing as I can think of. I told my friend's girlfriend that I was going to nickname her chin-omellete. He didn't like it, but I'm much bigger than he is, and he thinks I'm slightly crazy. Or he thought it was funny and had to act mad so he wouldn't have his pussy priveledges revoked.

 

Around or to women ? Grim could probably give you some advice on that

 

Either way I say something I'm going to regret later.

 

So drink more, this will ensure that you cannot remember what you've said, and with a little luck, the increase in balls you will get from your extra intake of ambrosia might get you lucky. Although you wouldn't remember getting any the next day.. dilemma..

 

Still reading the rest of this thread when I knew better is the bravest
thing I ever did.

 

Suuuuure it is. Tell us why else you love working at a horse racing track.

 

All the horse meat I can eat

 

Grim loves that horse meat soooo much he's always telling them to "Save the dick!" for him.

 

The Dick is the best part!

 

Throw it in next ot the neck for soup night.