Things you hate about your job.

I love my work, I do. But with all jobs there things we all hate. What are some of yours? here are mine.

1. Not sure if you understand horse racing or not. But Usally from the time the first race finshes I have 24 to 20 mins til the next race. Now this includes running the last races replays. Now if I have to pee it could be 3 to 4 races before I have to pee. Then I run to the nearest restroom. Then reach for the door and its locked. It really just gets me. Today I had to hold it for 4 hours I felt like I was about to piss down my leg.

2. People at the info desk calling about TV's. They have remotes we trained them how to use said remotes "Yes I'm serious we have to train them on how to use a remote" Yet they still call if someone wants something on a different channel.

3. Old people, Its like a fucking nurseing home. Or a Krogers on old people Tuesday. They are all pissy and they always want to remind you they been coming there pert ner 40+ years and it has always been this way even tho the TV's where just put in that spot last year.

4. Security: Most of the guys are ok, But some take the job to serious. One such case if we have a guy that is 5 foot tall and acts like he is 7 foot and total badass. He also wears a Texas Ranger Badge he got out of a cracker jack box I think. He always goes to the bar next door and gets trashed at night and waves it around. Actally when I think about it he is kind of funny.

Those are a few what about you.

 

I'm a digitally assisted baby sitter. I run a 63 computer network, parents drop their kids off with a 20, and I spend all day cleaning up after them and fixing the shit they fuck up on the computers. At the end of my day I clean the place, come back the next day and do it again. Yeah for B.S. Jobs. Oh yeah, I spend most of my day posting on Fugly. :lol:

 

1. Filing. That shit is for machines, not humans. It has to be the most boring, brain cell-killing jobs around. One of you smart cookies need to invent a machine that does it automatically.
2. Answering phones / front desk enquiries. Speaking to people that need legal advice is like arguing with deaf, blind mutes.
3. Getting cups of coffee and/or snacks for "the real deals" (solicitors/barristers) who treat you like you're a street bum.
4. Always showing your "sweet side" to people that call you a dumb blonde or say you only work there because you suck good cock.
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communicating with the government. ..they ask the same information 20 times over. . but just with a teeny tiny little difference . . I've sifted through our record so many times now, I know students by name who i've never even seen before. . kinda makes you feel like a perv .. And ofcourse the imcompetence of upper management . .making desicions which directly influence the way I have to do my job, without ever setting a foot in my office, to ask my opinion on things. .

 

And almost all the things reiz said. . 'cept for 2. Don't know any legal mumbo-jumbo. .

 

Your clients think you got your job by sucking cock too then?

 

Why . .just cuz i'm a man doesn't mean I can't suck cock does it ?

Nah seriously. .its kinda the same. .my daddy's one of the bigwigs where I work. . He didnt have anything to do with me getting this job.. but try n convince people otherwise. . they know best, know what I mean..

 

heh you said daddy

 

Ever try to get a three year old to open their mouth and say ah?

 

I just use a little peanut butter and a speculum. Works every time. Are you a pediatrician Dan, or is that just some perverse sexual deviance you're posting about?

 

A speculum? You got a vagina there diogenes? I am rotating in pediatrics this month.

 

That's sick. I knew you were a perv.


Barry

 

Nah Dan, I carry a speculum so I can look far enough up your ass to find your head.