Where are they now?

This is true. I also brought a fat friend.

 

I like beer!!!

 

I like your sister

 

For that he should never forgive you.

 

Why.. .thats three for the price of one . . put the stars n stripes over her head and sing the national anthem on the top of your lungs while you pound her giant chocolate covered pretzel .. ..

 

I would never jump on that grenade.

 

Yeah but after that, she invited me to her house and we went and saw a Samuel Jackson movie. I remember I was wearing these really tight pants that made me look like I was smuggling bananas. That was really fun day... AND I DIDN'T EVEN FUCK HER! Thats gotta say something about a chick.

Every hot chick has a fat friend. The hot chick knows that the fat girl makes her look more sexy. And the fat chick thinks that the hot girl makes her look better by association. That fat friend was cool actually. Of course, I ended up insulting her and calling her shallow. But fuck! She was!

 

And this would be why you are single....

 

I think you over looked what I was talking about GAS' hot assed sister

 

This thread makes me sad. Where did everyone go? Not really. I'm still in a good mood. As long as spooon, smurf, and xerxesx are still out there I feel like I'm pretty stable. Don't ever leave guys, your like the barometer for my sanity.

 

Hmm .. food for thought ..

 

Yeah she was hot as propane. But GAS' sister wasn't really a freak. At least thats what he said.