Don't it give you the shits... When you can't find a pic of a fugly freak? Check out The Weird Picture Archive [ September 11, 2001: Message edited by: Stranger ]
I know he is home... he cuaght me stealing powertools from his workshop. to pay for my expensive porno/crack addiction.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69: Post some good sites here.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> y'see those things called links.. well click on a few of them and find your own fucking good sites!!!:mad
Here is one for the virgins, sick fux and those who have trouble keeping a lady interested (you know who you are). "To Enslave a Lover: Anoint your penis, before lovemaking, with honey into which you have powdered black pepper, long pepper and "datura" it will utterly devastate your lady. Leaves caught as they fall from trees and powdered with peacock-bone and fragments of a corpse's winding-sheet will, when dusted lightly on the penis, bewitch any woman living. If you crush milky chunks of cactus with sulphur and realgar, dry the mixture seven times, powder it and apply it to your penis, you'll satisfy the most demanding lover. And if, to these powerful ingredients, you add a monkey's turd, grind them together and sprinkle the powder on your unsuspecting lover's head, she will be your devoted slave for life." Also has the fun stuff for those who want to screw their way to spiritual enlightenment. (but be careful Nursey, or Pimp might start callin you Yoni) The Church of Tantra
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: . (but be careful Nursey, or Pimp might start callin you Yoni) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Been there,done that....and it's CUNT he calls me,not YONI.
AHHHH.... MEMORIES!!! y'know.. i smacked the cunt in the cunt, but she turned round and smacked me back in the balls... my flirtation with violent sex ended that day... now i just play it safe with erotic medical practises.... she has fun, and i get myself a shiny clean colon into the bargain... and somewhere to stick my thermometer