Dontcha hate it

When you are drinking soda, and you happen to think of Ferine, and you hic ip and you swallow soda into your luings? Ugh it hurts

 

I got herpes that way once.

 

WOW!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

fuck cocke zero *tosses away bottle*

 

:lol: cocke zero

Sometimes typos are funny.

 

PLease don't make fun of my lack of intelegence *tears up*

 

I got herpes that way too.

 

Hey Diogenes?

 

yeah?

 

Ever had herpes?

 

no, but you can only get it once, since it doesn't go away. I just like saying that. It's a great icebreaker at the bar, too.

 

And tastes great. .

 

After I'm done fucking someone new, I look at them real worried afterwards and ask, "You don't have HIV, do you?" and they say, "Oh no! Of course not!" Then I say, "Whew! Wouldn't want to get that again!"

Or maybe I'll get flat out say Welcome to AIDS! HAHAHA!

 

:lol:

 

I like the good old fashioned pick up line "Got a minute, you won't feel much?"

Or the classy "Did you fall from heaven, because it looks like you landed on your face?"