What to do when you have an empty school at your disposal

The dude is already doing what he can with an empty school: getting on the internet and posting on Fugly. What a fucking faggot pussy.

 

smurf dont even start dog you're in no position to talk about posing

 

You could have Dwaine take a shit on the floor in one of the rooms and then leave it untill the next class. Barring that the soap in the dishwasher trick might work, though it's a bit tame. Does the science department have any animals around. I've found that giving animal's a saline eye drop solution and then letting them run around the room is always a good recipe for a fucked up practical joke.

 

jezus guys. . learn to read. . I LIKE my job. . no need pulling some shit which'll get me fired .. just your good old household pranks. . to get me through te day. .

 

Nah man . .we only have 800 students. .( of which only 400 actually show up ) . . nothing like an american college..no live animals. .. some stuffed ones though . .

Just something that'll get a good laugh out of everyone come morning . . thats all i ask . .

 

Oh I got it, Hide in a doorway wait for someone to enter and say BOO! that is always a good one....

 

You work there, oh, I thought you were a student. Nevermind then. The first kid that walks in the door punch him in the throat, slap the next one with a porno mag, and then tell them all that you're Jesus Christ and you're off to fingerbang a porpoise.

 

Pinch a loaf in the dishwasher, thats always fun

 

Hmm .. okay. . not quite as tame as that. .

I'd try .. .but all the students are gone already. . and im not in posession of a porno mag . . or a porpoise for that matter . . don't get many of those in the north sea . . And i'll leave the Jesussing to Dan if you don't mind. .

Mebbe I could find some vinegar and soda. . .rig something up .. [/quote]

 

Or you could just post pictures of Dwaine everywhere saying that he's a wanted local sex offender, and that should you see him you need to hide all of your vegetables/farm equipment.

 

Tried that already, have you ?

 

Go some where there is a decent ammount of people around, Sneak into a room then start making lots of sex noises say some dirty things. Makes sure you take one of the stuffed animals with you.

Unbutton your shirt and belt so when they come in it looks as if you are in mid sexual bliss with a dead animal.

Great prank.

 

Try and get a gorilla, that way you can tell everyone your name is Dr. Dan.

 

Yeah I know. . but it works better if its still somewhat alive. . .for the effect. .

This isn't really helping me any. .have to do my rounds . .better post something useful before i come back . .. or else . .

 

Or else...? You will still suck as much as you did before you left?

Sex with dead animals is always funny, Didn't Tom Green Teach you anything.

 

Take the restroom signs and switch them around. Just to bad you won't be there to watch.

Some prople see the signs then go to the other room looking confused. Others do not pay attention and just go in the wrong one. er the right one. I did it in high school and it was pretty funny.

 

Or else i'll talk to you some more . .if you want someone to suck .. ask dan . . he oculd use the nutrients. .

Tom Green taught me that being a fucking nutcase will get you on mtv .. i hate mtv . .

 

That is a good one. . ill definetely give it a go . . i hope they use signs. .could be stickers. . we have our own toilets.. .

 

I plead the fifth sir, for anything I may say, may incriminate me

 

Get some floor Wax and wax random door handles.