Have you ever?

Had farts that sting your asshole, and make your eyes water? I do tonight... I can cut one, leave the room, come back 20 minutes later, and it still smells like shit

 

Do you think your anal boil has anything to do with it?

 

HMMMMMM could be....

 

Yeah those are worse I had those farts one day at work me and the other guy where about to die.

 

Smoke in the fart room.

 

Dwaine said...

Maybe you should open a window and quit shitting on the floor.

 

What are you, a terrorist?!

 

I just have to introduce you to a friend of mine. . he once cleared out an entire exhibit at a museum. . You could hold a contest

 

Dr. Bungle wrote...

Huh. Everytime Dwaine shits on the floor god kills a kitten.

 

trust me, there are a bunch of dead kittens in heaven

 

Strangely enough . .i'd hazard most kittys in heaven are dead .. kind of the point really

 

No, no. Kittens go straight to hell.

(At least, I hope the one we owned that used to wipe its arse on our rug has.)

 

Dwaine shits kittens. Barry counsels them back to good health.