The New Religion, or some shit like that.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by diogenes, Feb 11, 2006.

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Who really gives a shit about polls.

  1. Me, but I've always been considered special.

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  2. What are polls?

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  3. I don't care what anyone else thinks, I'm Dan motha fucka.

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  1. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    I'm thinking of starting a new religion. Key posts are held by pop culture icons. Something like David Hasselhof as The Father God, Kit the Car as Holy Ghost, Sanford as the Son, etc. I'm saying Pam Anderson or Carmen Elektra as the virgin mother, and Chuck Norris as a guardian angel.

    Anyone have anything to add, this could turn out good, not to mention make all of us rich.
     
  2. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Already there it's called "The cult of personality" You got people worshiping George Clooney looking to Michael Moore and Barbara Streisand for guidance. Every time there is an award show (what are we up to like 52 one per week now?) we get to hear some prick that has no real job and makes money exercising his talents of deception. Tell us his opinion on issues. Then there is the follow through poll to tell us what the people think therefore we should think. Complete with guides on how to look and act.

    You pretty much described it and someone is already there Dio its called "Hollywood"
     
  3. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    I'd rather have it be bad pop icons though, I'm talking Mr. T and Airwolf. If the show they were on was better than Baywatch, they're out of the running. I wan't to scrape the bottom of the cultural barrel here, not skim the top.
     
  4. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Stop trying to steal President Bush's job!!
     
  5. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Honestly, how hard can it be, you fuck things up, tell eveyone it's ++good, and go about your day. Orwell would be proud, not to mention Alduous Huxley.
     

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