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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Feb 6, 2006.

  1. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Smurf said...

    That was pretty good smurf. It's hard to be sexually prolific with a small penis, no thumbs, and a numb tongue, so I have to have my niche somewhere.
     
  2. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    I'm quite sexually potent. I've been compared to Steven Hawking.
     
  3. smurfslappa

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    That guy in the upper left hand corner of the page, right?
     
  4. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Amongst other places, yes.
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

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    All bullshit aside, Ferine is pretty fucking hot.. So is Reiz, and Nursey
     
  6. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Nice transition, Dwayne. You should post a forum about that.
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

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    hey man, its true, and it isn't the antihistamines that have me wired to the hilt tlaking eaither
     
  8. diogenes

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    Those just fuck up your spelling I guess.
     
  9. Reizvolles

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    It's not his spelling, it's his motor functions that don't work so well.
     
  10. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    He's probably typing with one hand.
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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    Im typing with my cock.. and yes drugs fuck up my spelling
     
  12. diogenes

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    Wow, I'm going to try and wipe my brain clean of that image. Maybe dig it out with a spoon.
     
  13. smurfslappa

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    Did somebody say crack?

    Where are these pictures of nursey, ferine and reiz?
     
  14. Ferine

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    I'll never tell...
     
  15. TheGrimJesus

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    Yes I would have to say we have the best collection of women on the net.
     
  16. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    You really hate your wife, don't you?
     
  17. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    no I was being honest, Have you seen some of the 1 eyed wart trolls at other boards
     
  18. diogenes

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    He's got a point, what we lack in quantity we make up for in quality. How many women are there that post on these forums, I can only think of 3, maybe 3 1/2 if you count Dwaine. Man boobies and all.
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

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    Bow down to my almighty moobs
     

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