Rez & Ferine or Barry get your asses in here.

Ladies I need to ask you something, maybe Barry can help out on this one since he is married. Now I know I say nutty things too you 2 from time to time. But its all in good fun I have always respected women.

Anyway my wife is driving me fucking nutts, From the snoring too the constant sleeping to the lack of wanting to fuck.

We have been married about 3 years and togther for more then 6. The last 8 months have just been hell. She falls asleep at the drop of a hat or is to "tired" to want to do anything. We use to split everything 50/50 Since I can cook and she can't she does the dishes I vacum she pickes up around the house. Well she lets the dishes just pile up and I end up having to clean the entire house anymore. This week I wanted to go to Wal-Mart to get some stuff for the house and stock up on shit before I get really really busy at work. She was to tired and did not want to get dressed. Then last night she called me from work and says she is going to Wal-Mart with one of her friends. Of course I blew my top and made her come get me even tho I went that day and got everything, It was the principal of the thing.

Then the sex thing we have not had sex in 3 months, She always falls asleep or comes up with some bullshit. Its just getting old we use too keep things spicy but she just sleeps all the fucking time. She does not even bother to shave her legs but like twice a month now. Plus the snoring is so bad I have spent most of the last 3 months on the couch some nights its so bad I have to go to the back of the house and sleep on my office floor. She will not go in to get it checked out even tho we have the cash to get it fixed.

Its just after today I mean I probally had the worse day at work in all the time I been doing what I do I mean I pulled it off it was just one of those days where you are drained after. So I called her and she acted as if she could care less. I thought maybe I might get some when i got home but no she was fucking snoring she does not even wait up for me anymore.

Am I missing some fucking sign or something? I have talked too her and she says everything is fine. But fuck I can't sleep my house is such a mess I have to hire a fucking maid right now because I don't have the time to clean it and she won't do shit. You are women give me some insight here please.

 

Buy her a book called "The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands" by Dr. Laura. It'll give her a little perspective. If she refuses to read it, beat her to death with it and leave the country. She hasn't been bitching at you about anything in particular lately, nothing you're overlooking that she's been talking about?

 

She has nothing to bitch about, She has her little Jewlery job and I let her buy any fucking thing she wants. She does the normal women bitches but nothing major.

 

I'd hate to tell you this, Grim, but I'd say it honestly sounds like she has another man on the side somewhere. I am not saying this to just piss you off or saying that it's a definate. The reason I know this is through my friend who did the same sort of thing to her husband too. The guy wasn't even all that. Usually this happens because of loneliness, and the "three year speed bump" of a marriage.

She's getting bored. Do somthing for her extra special. Do something really romantic and knock her socks off. Remind her why you are married. And find the guy, if there is one, and cut off his balls. Ask her straight out, is she cheating. If she says no and it sounds like the truth (you can tell), then you're pretty right to go ahead and show her you love her again.

If she says no and she doesn't seem genuine, hire a private investigator to tail her and watch her for you.

If she says yes, well, ask her what you need to do.

That's about all the advice I can give you, sorry. I'm tired and I'm bleeding and I need to lay down.

 

I didn't want to go where Rez went, but that's one possibility. Has she been depressed lately? I feel like Dr. Drew or something, but that's a possibility, want to eliminate every possibility before I would say that she's cheating on you.

 

How typically male to put all the blame on her.

 

I was fair, I asked if there was anything that she was requesting but being denied. The use of the term bitching was rather sexist in the context though.

 

Thanks I knew you would tell me straight, I have asked her. She "works late" alot. You know an hour or 2 after they close. I think Monday I will hire a PI to keep an eye on her and go from there.

Hell the cheating thing does not even bother me that much I would like to sleep in my bed for a night.

 

Sounds like you have lost interest in her, Grim.

 

Stupid me, trying to be sensitive about an issue in fuglyforums.

 

Any particular reason you're still with her, other than her taking half your shit if you split up?

 

Anyhow, diogenes seems to be a genius in the matters of women, so I will leave you and him to it. I've got to go lay down before I fall down.

 

No need for sarcasm, I'm at least trying.

 

Let me get this straight. You are on fugly posting all the time but supposedly your wife does not read it or know about it. You are saying here you don't care if she cheats on you but it doesn't matter because she doesn't read fugly while you are gone. Also she will not read anything about you hiring a detective. She doesn't care that you post all this stupid shit that she doesn't read anyway because she doesn't know you spend half your life posting on this site.

My conclusions
1. You don't have a wife and really live with the dude that was in the boy scout uniform that was 4 sizes to tight or
2. You are incredibly dense

 

The only thing fugly could possibly have to do with this is her reading his posts and being pissed, and she hasn't mentioned that. So go piss up a rope dan, this isn't the thread for bullshit.

 

I didn't know you had a boy scout uniform dannyboy.

I have to ask though, if you don't care that she's cheating, what are you still doing with her. Get a divorce, get a new wife and be happy (for another three years. .rince, lather, repeat )

 

Doesn't work that way in the States. If they split up she's probably gonna get half of his shit, but it depends on the state. But most likely she'd take off with half of his assets, and he'd still have to pay her vaginamony, er, I mean alimony.

 

Well that definetely sucks. . alright, bury an axe in her skull, chop up the remains and burn 'm, then tell everybody she left you, and then get a divorce, get a new wife and be happy (for another three years. .rince, lather, repeat. Remember to clean your axe in between wives)

 

Sadly, it's getting to the point where the only way you can get out of a marriage with your shit you have to have a pre-nuptual agreement. Even then, those can be declared null and void by a court.

 

Hmm . .that'll put a dent in your relation.. honey, I think you are the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me, and I want you to be with me for ever. Will you marry me? Oh and sign this please, in triplet.