If Dan was to kill himself how would he do it?

I always liked the jelly dounut better, Right when you are about to nutt during a BJ pull out nutt all over her face then punch her in the nose. The blood mixes with the cum and gives the look of a jelly dounut

 

I told you he has a robust ego.

So Dan, are you suggesting that you can only tear new assholes for morons? I'd have thought with your "superior intellect" you could tear all sorts of new orifices for even, say, rocket scientists.

 

We call that "Fake shit that nobody really does" (but is still kinda funny)

 

Yeah right. I have just made you start 10,000 threads with my name on it but I have never made you "laugh frown or anything". What a dunce.

 

I don't want Dan to hurt himself either. He is very important to me, because he makes me feel normal. I actually like Dan in a "feels sorry for him" kind of way.

Dan would never kill himself. He might kill others though. A Narcissist LOVES himself too much to do any self harm.

If he did kill himself, it would be accidental while he was wasted on cocaine or meth. Probably by driving his Daddy's BMW into a tree at 120 mph.

I love you Danny boy. Please don't go.


Barry

 

Same goes to for you Dr. Phil

 

If Dan were a dog I could imagine him licking his nuts, falling off the couch and breaking his neck.

 

And then you jizz, come back to reality, and go on with your day?

 

That gives me a warm feeling Dan. Kind of like wetting my pants.


Barry

 

You don't make me do anything shit for brains, Im not making posts about you because you want me too.

You know you would think that. Dumbass.

 

To paraphrase a well known quotation: It's a battle of wits, and they're both unarmed.

 

Stay out of this Shelly Winters.

 

If you did that to me, I would bite the tip of your cock off and spit it in your mouth. That's angry love for you.

 

I just came.

 

I wonder what kind of person would actually do that though. I'm sure they're out there. Maybe we should have a forum for them or something?

 

I can't believe this piece of shit thread has made it to three pages already.

We should hang our heads in collective shame.

 

Agreed...

 

What threads gather steam and which don't seems to be random. I would like to point out that, as exected, we are way off topic and not really talking about anything.

And that's all right.

 

It always part of my master plan.

 

Your master plan is to post threads that lead to completely random conversations. I can see that working for you, oddly enough.