Is this thread just another excuse for off-topic BS? Seems like it. Grimmy's threads are generally that boring and piss weak of a subject, that they soon go off-topic faster than Harlan cumming in a wet sock.
Every thread is turning into a dick waving contest. I'm ill equipped to "hang" with you big tough mean callous macho defiant gritty manliest of hemans. :roll: I'll supply a ruler if you'd like, so we can get this shit over with.
If you have a plastic one lying around you can wave that (and there's a very good chance you'll outdo dear old grimmy :wink: )
Ferine makes me laugh. She seems to know how to cut the heart out of a man. I doubt that there is a man here that could tame her. Barry
Are we expected to stay on topic. As for a man being here who could tame her, I didn't know she was here to be tamed. This is fuglyforums, if she's coming here to pick up guys she should probably start counseling. Or Sepuku, now that I think of it.
That nice girl Ferine said not to pick on grim. But he is rather mean himself. I wonder if she knows. Poor Dan is probably crying his heart out somewhere. Someone should buy him a rubberduck or a sedated furry animal.
Grim is like the sexual equivalent of Batman. He's in, he's out. And she's still wondering what the hell just happened. For some reaon I bet his favorite pick-up line is "Got a minute, you won't feel much." I know, because that's my favorite, too.
Diogenes you're the sexual equivalent drug running mule: always trying to pack as much up that ass as possible.
i love your style barry...... befriend them, a little bit of sweet talk, some harmless fatherly advice, maybe an original poem or two…… then WHAM they suddenly disappear
