If Dan was to kill himself how would he do it?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Feb 7, 2006.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Not that I want Dan to kill himself he just seems to be the most unstable member of the board at this moment. If we talk about it in the open maybe he will change his way and become a more stable person.

    I don't see Dan as a gun guy, too much of a pussy for that. I think he is more or hanger.

    I also wonder how many time he would put GJ in his note.
     
  2. chester grape

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    I think Dan actually has quite a robust ego.

    I mean, he ponces around this site, deliberately attracting venom. It's like he feeds off the stuff. Loves the attention.

    I think there are plenty of other suicide candidates on fugly ahead of Dan. But I'm not naming names.

    Except to say, GJ, that your ongoing fascination with Dan is not altogether healthy.
     
  3. Ferine

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    This is bordering obsession Grim. I'm worried.

    Just make sure you spell his name right on his suicide note.
     
  4. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Well I need something to play with til we get some new blood around here for me to fuck with.
     
  5. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Fuck with chester, he won't mind.
     
  6. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    But I like Chester
     
  7. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    He tried that a few months back. Didn't work.
     
  8. TheGrimJesus

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    Yeah neither one of us seemed to bug the other, so it was no fun.
     
  9. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Play with yourself.
     
  10. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    I would if I had more pics of you to whack off too.
     
  11. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Whack off to pictures of Daniel. He seems to do it for you more than me.
     
  12. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Yeah but your ass is much hotter.
     
  13. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    grim.... you need to let it go man..... you're acting liek dan stole your bike or gave you the angry pirate.....
     
  14. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    HARRRRR!!

    I know I'm going to regret asking this but, what is the 'angry pirate'?
     
  15. SPOooOn

    SPOooOn New Member

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    DAMN YOU PETER PAN

    Somebody gave him captain Hook ?
     
  16. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    I would think Dan would go out in style. Like test drive a top end sports car, hijack that shit and go on a high speed chase, then have a shoot out with the cops with his fully automatic assault rifle he had stashed in some particular bush before he went on the chase. Man, fuck that Dan, that's my idea now, you can't have it.
     
  17. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Just because I tear you a new asshole (and rightly so) does not make me unstable it is just more proof you are a moron.
     
  18. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    As much as you would like to tear me a new asshole. You never have, I don't know where you think you have.

    You have not ever made me smile frown or anything.
     
  19. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Little Doctor Danny has a hard enough time distinguishing his own asshole from a hole in the ground...more or less attempting to tear anyone else a completly new asshole.
     
  20. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    an "angry pirate" occurs when while a girl is giving u head.... you bust in that bitches eye and you kick her in the knee...... and voila.... you've got a limping, squint eyed, pissed off female
     

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