The Dan Game!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by TheGrimJesus, Feb 3, 2006.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    This game is simple I will make a type something there is a blank fill in the blank then you right something about Dan.

    Once I heard Dan touched _______ and he liked it.
     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Once I heard Dan touched ______________ and he liked it.

    1. .....reality

    2. .....a job application

    3. .....a real Doctor

    4. ....the delete button to his brain
     
  3. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    ... , a Kurd mans butt, after his tongue whiped it,... WORD!

    ... a dead possum with a stick

    ... the remote

    ... Dakota Fanning

    ... a boob, but it was his sister's...while she was sleeping...

    ... our lives, with his powerful words and creative language,

    ... his penis with his chin while doing stretches during gym class, it gave him bad thoughts,
     
  4. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    1. Airplane glue.
     
  5. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Are you holding out for the "Simian Embrace" answer?
     
  6. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    ... his own anus ...

    ... his grandmother's armpit ....

    ... a dead dingo's dick in the desert (it was dry, he says) ...

    ... his dream of finishing primary school and becoming a real doctor ...

    ... Michael Jackson ...

    ... Macaulay Culkin ...

    ... The Mouth of Sauron (see LOTR: ROTK special ed.) with his tongue ...

    OK this sux.
     
  7. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    You fucking idiots need to get laid. Got way too much time on your hands. I was busy making time with a chikc. Your stupid ass was busy posting in this thread on a Friday night.
     
  8. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    A "chikc"? Is that some sort of furry little animal?
     
  9. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    How much time did you make?
     
  10. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    How long does it take for her to say "fuck off"? Probably about 3 seconds.
     
  11. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Is he really bragging about "making time" on the internet?? Wow, I mean it, please don't ever leave Danny, you are an endless source of amusement.
     
  12. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    I'm pretty sure "making time" is slang for "Paying a young asian boy for sex"
     
  13. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Dan once was in a room with a naked women and he ________.
     
  14. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    politely explained he was in the wrong room and shut the door.
     
  15. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    See I really ripped you fucks a new asshole past couple of days. I got your stupid asses into a frenzy now.
     
  16. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Yer gonna have to link to that...
     
  17. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    For fuck's sake, if we're going to play a game, can't we make it about someone more interesting than Dan?
     
  18. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    But Dan is the best person to do a game like this about.
     
  19. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    ... woke up and ate his corn flakes ...

    ... realised she was a he ....

    ... put down a wad of Benjamins and said "thanks now I feel like a man and i can tell everyone at Fugly that I have seen a naked woman" as the hooker collected the money and left ...
     
  20. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    OK let's start this one:

    chester grape was walking through the park when suddenly he felt this big ___________
     

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