So here I am kicking around the net til I get off at 3:30 so I fire up yahoo to see who is on. Well there is this one chic who I never talk to on. Well her status message says the following, "I'm scared to death that someone is trying to kill me." So of course you know I had to bite. thejebus2000: really someone is going to kill you sara2373: That's what I'm afraid of. thejebus2000: who is going to kill you thejebus2000: well who sara2373: My bro is 14 yrs. old and his friend is 20 something yrs. old and I think I heard his friend say that he could hire someone to kill me or something. I'm scared. thejebus2000: lol thejebus2000: ha ha thejebus2000: that is a good one thejebus2000: do you believe everything you hear sara2373: Its NO koke. sara2373: *joke sara2373: Its NO joke. thejebus2000: right he is a 20 year old shit talker he no more knows someone who he can hire then a man on the moon thejebus2000: also if he did he would not tell you thejebus2000: because right now you have enough to have his ass thrown in jail sara2373: He didn't tell me, he told my bro. thejebus2000: and from what you have told me about your brother he is not the bastion of truth thejebus2000: plus he is 14 that is auto that 99.9% of the stuff that comes out of his mouth is bullshit thejebus2000: and a 20 year old that has to hang out with a 14 year old is just saying shit to impress him sara2373: I can't call the police or anything because my cellphone is out of service because I can't afford to pay the bill and we don't have a homephone. If they actually did try to kill me,I can't call the police or anything. sara2373: Yes, my bro is a liar but I don't trust his friend at all. thejebus2000: uh huh you do know you can call 911 threw yahoo or the internet sara2373: How is that? thejebus2000: there is a built in dial pad on yahoo and also go to Dialpad.com thejebus2000: also I think you are blowing this into more then it really is thejebus2000: who do they want you dead thejebus2000: well why do they want to kill you sara2373: I was standing in our kitchen waiting for my bro and his friend to leave and my bro accused me of spying on him so I think that is why. thejebus2000: ok so why don't you tell your mom sara2373: She is at work and she believes everything that 14 yr. old bastard says. She laughs at me whenever I try to tell her stuff that he does wrong. thejebus2000: well maybe its time for you to move out sara2373: I would but right now, I don't have anywhere to go. thejebus2000: well looks like you are going to be dead thejebus2000: cause your brother hired me lol sara2373: That's not funny. thejebus2000: you ever think you might be a touch of a drama queen? sara2373: I only tell what I see or hear so not really. thejebus2000: tell who? sara2373: Anyone that will listen, thejebus2000: lol do you need Attention is that the problem sara2373: Nope, I almost never get attention and I've grown use to it. thejebus2000: so is this a cry for help? sara2373: Well, I suppose it would be. thejebus2000: you just feel alone don't you sara2373: Oh, pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaassse! I've been alone for years and I can take care of myself. thejebus2000: ok well then your going to have to off the guy who is going to kill you thejebus2000: so how much do you think he is going to pay to kill you? thejebus2000: how much do you think you are worth? sara2373: Not enough for someone to kill me. I value my life to much. thejebus2000: well rough figure sara2373: yep thejebus2000: how much sara2373: $000.000 thejebus2000: nothing 0 Dollars sara2373: yep thejebus2000: so he is not going to pay anyone thejebus2000: so someone is going to off you for free. sara2373: I didn't hear him mention that. thejebus2000: ahh what was this you where over hearing a phone convo sara2373: They better not try anything or I will slice their throats. sara2373: No, my bro and his friend was talking. thejebus2000: ok so you had to be some place to over hear this thejebus2000: so you where spying on him sara2373: My bro and his friend were in his room with the door open and I was in the living room area, which is a step or two away and I just happened to hear his friend say that crap that he was saying. sara2373: No, I sara2373: was NOT. sara2373: I was sitting in front of the TV. thejebus2000: uh huh just happen to overhear the convo sara2373: Yes, I did, sara2373: I don't lie. thejebus2000: so when will this murder take place sara2373: NEVER!!!!!!!! thejebus2000: well if he is planning it then it must be getting ready too happen sara2373: I will see to that. thejebus2000: uh you going to off him first thejebus2000: I mean that will solve everything sounds like your brother is a little prick thejebus2000: how much you pay to have him offend? sara2373: free of charge but just his friend and whoever he hires thejebus2000: uhhhh well that's not how it works your talking 3 people that cost money sara2373: Those bastards aren't worth any amount. thejebus2000: well I mean if you want to stop them because it sounds like you are already dead all that is left is the funeral sara2373: Their funeral. thejebus2000: wait now are you going to kill them then? sara2373: I will if they try anything. thejebus2000: got ya a gun? sara2373: No, a knife. thejebus2000: a butcher knife? thejebus2000: are you dead thejebus2000: yet thejebus2000: you must be dead now thejebus2000: oh well so sad too bad
Well I just find it funny that a 22 year old women is afraid that her 14 year old brother is going to kill her.
I'm going to agree with Chester here. If anything, that entire conversation made you look like a naive bitch. Post some more
