the new Nice caring Dwaine scum?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Jan 27, 2006.

  1. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    I just have a hard time believing that anyone who uses the words "there" and "their" consistently incorrectly is going to be anything even close to a doctor.
     
  2. TheGrimJesus

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    I belive it also, He brings it up a lot I can understand him being proud and all. But making yourself sound like an ass because your going to be a doctor and you think you can thumb your nose at everyone is bullshit.

    No one is better then anyone. No matter the ammount of money they have or what they do for a living or will do for a living.

    We all come in the world broke and naked and we all go out broke and naked.
     
  3. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Fuck that, I'm being buried with my vinyl.
     
  4. TheGrimJesus

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    I would love too be put down with my computer but oh well.
     
  5. DangerousDan

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    Whatever. You all have brought up your on issues. Shmed's issue is his anal spelling grammar crap, Ferine's issue is her desire to sue a doctor any doctor so she can make some cash without having to do any work or turn any tricks, Dr Phil's issue is his constant battle with the Dr. yet no a real Dr. or even a PhD so he joins mensa and is always talking about some crap about how medical students should be humble servants while on fugly. SHit. Dwaine seems to be the only one not bringing up a bunch of bullshit despite that fact that he has probably been a patient more than all of you put togeather. So I think you all should defer to him.
     
  6. ucicare

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    This is the internet Schmed. Everything is real, if you want it to be.


    Barry
     
  7. ucicare

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    You have me confused with my wife Bugs. She is the Mensan.

    I am just a lowly and humble Savant, and a member of the triple 9 society. I chose that one because three 9's are really three 6's upside down. Everyone knows that I am the anti-christ anyway, so why hide it?

    Check it out here - http://www.triplenine.org/main/admission.asp

    With your impressive GRE scores, you can get in easily, right?


    Barry
     
  8. smiles

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    in my opinion he is not a lying about the doctor-hood-ness..... either way does it really matter?
     
  9. Reizvolles

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    I just worry that someone with such a bad handle on the English language like Dan has, could be a doctor. We recently had US-exported doctor wreck havoc over a Queensland-based hospital just north of where I live. He killed many innocent Queenslanders through gross negligence and malpractice. He is currently hiding back in USA again. Just worried Dan might be another Jayant Patel, waiting to misdiagnose, mistreat and misdirect more helpless patients. All doctors I have been to are excellent spellers, have great sentence structure and have no literary problems what-so-ever. Maybe Daniel is a genius when it comes to medical procedures, but what if his poor spelling of something ended up harming someone else?
     
  10. DangerousDan

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    I aint;' tgoing to ttake more toimet oto spell nbetter for you so fuck ya jsut to shot you I aint goinna tiype at nothinhg lewss tyhant 210 words mp[er minute from noe wqon
     
  11. ucicare

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  12. DangerousDan

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    Also you need to work out and get a sung tan. Your ass aint;t toned enoough you loook like a newborn with not muslce tone and your whit as a seheet. I thought its supposde to be sunny in Autwtiati.l.
     
  13. TheGrimJesus

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    Dan do you like abuse or something? Is this how you get your kicks? Really just let it go its over.

    You sir are a stuttering dumbass beyond any hope of ever getting respect here. Deal with it and move on.
     
  14. DangerousDan

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    "Getting respect here?" You telling me you come here "to get respect" you are one sorry son of bitch.
     
  15. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    I like you better when you type fast.
     
  16. Ferine

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    You're funny. And retarded. It's enlightening... and scary.
    I've never had to sue anyone, unlike many I make sure my physician comes well recommended. Of course that doesn't mean they come without fault, however I do what I can to make sure I don't end up with a crackpot doctor like you. Unfortunately not all people are as thorough, those are the ones who will have you as a doctor and will end up with a scalpal lodged in their ribcage or that semen taste in their mouth when they come out from under anesthesia.

    It's ok, just charge that extra couple bucks for "office costs" and that should get you the GUD insurance.
     
  17. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    so few REAL professionals left....
     
  18. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Is that what that taste is? I'd always wondered.
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    You all missed the point of this thread, I just wanted to bring a kittke joy to you all, and I failed miserably... *tears up*
     
  20. DrBungle

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    Can't you see the very idea of a Nice Dwaine is SCARY? You're very intent is so paradoxal in logic. . . my brain . . . my mind . . . nnnghaaaaah!
     

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