the new Nice caring Dwaine scum?

After reading my post of pimbling idiots, and making a real cocksucker out of myself, I am going to start being nice you asssuckers, well from now on... I hope you like the new Dweaine scum

 

Awwwwww.




I'm hungry.

 

come over, Ill make you a lovely fritatta with veggies frm my garden, and a pesto from my herb garden, served with local fruit in season (cantoloupe and imported berries) yum!

 

see? the old dwaine would have said something orribly rude like "eat cock" but not me, Ill make you a wonderful meal

 

The new Dwaine is a faggot ass pussy. I'm gonna get Harlan to shit in your bed asstonguer.

 

Schmed, ussually thta would anger me, but instread, I think I will do a load of your laungry

 

When I was speed reading that I thought he said he was going to shoot a load on shmed's laundry.

 

The new Dwiane is really the the real Dwaine. The angry disturbed stuff was just a facade.

Now that you have been outed as a nice guy Dwaine, your world may never be the same.

Barry

 

Sounds like somebodies employer made them go to a Dale Carnegie Course and hasn't yet figured out that it is alot of shit unless you are selling used cars to people you only see for less than an hour total.

 

Delmer, have you ever considered breaking your thoughts into more than one incoherent sentence? I think it would make you appear smarter if you used a period more often.

Barry

 

periods are for sucks the sooner you learn that the better off your stupid ass will be

 

Barry is jealous of my intelligence. It is class envy. He is in a lower caste than myself and he resents it. He has to buy into the machine while I make my own thoughts and decisions. He gets fired for any original ideas that may politically correct tenets of the imposed teachings. Just like a security guard who doesn't wear the right colored red shirt, or the waitress that has to have 12 pieces of flair on her uniform like the movie office space or the caterer helper who has to where a sombrero to a bunch of bar mitzvas or some fucking wedding even though he looks like a complete dork. Barry is a tool of the man. He is bought and paid for and a complete waste of space.

 

Dan, its to the point I just skip past your name.

 

Like I saw a flash a UFO beaming back at cha down in mexico we seen four of em right when the scientist started boucing radar beams off the moon. Just seen one of them know what I mean. They are people just like us except they are more evloved. Because of their technology they are able to feed clothe and house themselves equally and with no effort.

 

Did I mention that I am in private practice, and, unlike you, have actually completed my education and have a license to practice in my profession?



Barry

 

In the same way that I am jealous of your mastery of Syntax, Spelling and Strippers.



Barry

 

I took a bunch of psychology courses in undergrad. They are like cotton candy. Physicians never "complete" there education. Eight to ten years is usually enough to make most things obsolete.

 

From the looks of it you've never completed your High School education.

 

Whatever. We don't even have to write in complete sentences when making notes on patients and putting them in the charts.

 

I wasn't talking about sentences dumbass. You should learn to use words correctly before you go insulting someone elses education level.

Here's a hint..."there" is a place, "their" is a possesive adjective. Most 3rd graders can tell the difference "Doctor".