Nerding out

So i've been invited to go to Medieval times. Who's been? And should I just go ahead and shoot myself now?

Is the chicken any good?
Are the wenches hot?
Do they really joust?
Any chance a knight will get skewered?

 

Ill go with you, as long as you pay my bar tab, wench

 

I used to live in Cedar City where they had a renisonce fair every year, it was a big deal. People dress up but a costume isn't required. . .


Sounds too different than what you're doing.

Just bring a homemade quiver full of sticks, Ferine. If anyone messes with you, throw a stick and yell "LIGHTNING BOLT!" as hard and fierce as you can.

 

Ye Gads! Methinks yonder poster hath gripped a tight knotte in thee pantyhose.

Verily.

 

That made me laugh-cough!

You get a dollar, Dubya (american).

 

Now I would never go to a MT, As I can not stand that era. But if someone made a theme Restaurant based on the Civil War or WW1 or WW2 I would be so there.

 

i dont care if its a civak war restruant where black faced mammys feed you ho-cake at the beginib, then soit in you at the end and call you white devul, someone pay my godanbed bar tab

 

So... how was it? Did you go?

 

I haven't gone yet. We're going the end of February, if I have time. Usually a busy part of the year for me since i'm volunteered to do everyone's taxes.

Which, btw, Maryland fucked me hard this year. :x

 

As near as I can tell, that's what you get for not being rich.