wow i can't believe you're putting basketball and baseball in the same league here..... baseball is the lazyest sport ever invented
Why is it the most popular sports watched by males involve balls? Baseball, basketball, football, golf ... They are all played with balls. Is there a secret male-yearning there to play with balls?
Absolutely NOT! The purpose of football is to SCORE by plunging a ball shaped exactly like a testicle into the opponents END ZONE. This act is followed by much hugging and butt slapping by team mates wearing spandex and hip pads. NO WAY IT'S GAY.