Hey Shmed Check This China Girl I used to go out with

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, Jan 10, 2006.

  1. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Ok. Now you're just being mean to the guy. His father looks nothing at all like George Peppard.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I don't know, maybe an older, more dapier george papard, who is incontentent... if you squint your eyes a little
     
  3. smiles

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    anyone else here actually fuck an asian from asia? i hit some jap i met at a club one night and the weirdest thing is.... she had a pube mohawk, i thought it was just a custy ass coincidence but some dude told me they actually do that on purpose..... anyone?
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I love it when a plan comes together?
     
  5. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Lots of women do that shit on purpose... was that your only experience with a shaved twat smiles?

    Would have been a better plan if she'd carved a Japanese Rising Sun flag into it.
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    not to be crude, but how do you trim yours up? smooth? canadian flag? 70's afro? black power fist?
     
  7. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Do you shave your balls, Dwaine?
     
  8. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    I don't. I'm going for the sasquatch-look. Shaved pussy is so last year...
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Yes (not proud) ever scince the surgery.. I go for the G.I. special flattop
     
  10. Buff Chesterton ESQ

    Buff Chesterton ESQ New Member

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    I'll have you know, shaved pussy is every year! Freshly shorn Vagina is a thing of beauty, I get especially excited if they have gone to the extra effort of putting a little vanilla flavored body sparkels down there, looks dazzling in my strobe light........Then I gently tap my cigar.....I love it when a plan comes together. :D
     
  11. smiles

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    i'm sorry i dont think i was very clear..... this wasnt a shaved arround the sides short crew cut cooch ...... this was a spiked up afro
     
  12. Buff Chesterton ESQ

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    who woulda thunk that you could use styling gel to give the pubes a look.....any sparkles in the mix smiles?

    Sparkley styled pubic hair....I'm off to my labratory!
     
  13. Ferine

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    If you pick up a chick, at a club, who has sparkly shit in her pubes, it's safe to assume you better wrap it up twice.
    Grooming is one thing, sparkly gel is slut maintenance, not to mention prelude to a yeast infection. But hey, whatever turns you on.
     
  14. smiles

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    heh
    the sparkly part was thrown in there by a dirty old mans overactive immaginaton, as for the pubes i'm sonfused as hell, anyone else have a similar experience

    if i wasnt so drunk i would've had problems getting into it, it was kind of a waste too, i didnt even end up busting :(
     
  15. Buff Chesterton ESQ

    Buff Chesterton ESQ New Member

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    I love it when a plan comes together.....
     

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