Hey Shmed Check This China Girl I used to go out with

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, Jan 10, 2006.

  1. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Shut the fuck up you grease ball cocksucking monkeys! I called shmed out fair and square see. None of this contrived shit amounts to more than a mime performance on acid.
     
  2. Schmed

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    Called me out?? What the hell are you talking about?
     
  3. DangerousDan

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    Hahahah reminds me of some of my pool games at 4 in the morning. Everybody is on the swinging some punches until they get schooled into submission.
     
  4. Schmed

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    Oookkkk, only it's 7:18 pm, and this is the internet.
     
  5. Buff Chesterton ESQ

    Buff Chesterton ESQ New Member

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    NO IT'S NOT JUST THE INTERNET TO DAN! THIS IS HIS LIFE!
     
  6. DangerousDan

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    What you talkin bout Willis. I ain't even been home in 32 hours. I been saving lives. Little babies lives. Chicks dig it.
     
  7. Buff Chesterton ESQ

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    Don't you mean you dig chicks........holes to be burried in?
     
  8. TheGrimJesus

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  9. DrBungle

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    Dan started a thread about how stupid he thought your sig pic is. It was deleted.

    I made a few posts that said "No." to some instructions.
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    still e never got an answer to the question
     
  11. JEFE

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    Yeah. Come on, Dan. Who is the guy in the link that Barry posted? Be honest. Is that you?

    We're all in the circle of trust here, Focker. It's just a game.
     
  12. Reizvolles

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    Could someone post the picture here? That fucking link just won't work for me. Inferior American internet sites!
     
  13. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Yeah, come on Dan, Tell us - WHO'S 'YA DADDY?
     
  14. DangerousDan

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  15. Dwaine Scum

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    People burried in your back yard?
     
  16. DangerousDan

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    I thought the question was who was my dad. It is the guy in the center who is pushing 80. Still going strong.
     
  17. DangerousDan

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    I got other people in the back yard.
     
  18. Buff Chesterton ESQ

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    ....The group looked very Sauvé and proper in their evening attire, no one would have guessed that this is the before picture of the annual incestual orgy...Dr.Dan...your fathers rectal thermometer if you please...

    :lol:
     
  19. DangerousDan

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    What the fuck dude your (or you're for shmed who thinks it's necessary to expend the energy for moving his little finger to the left and expend 1.5 times the energy making two more letters) are a fucking flamer.
     
  20. Buff Chesterton ESQ

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    What the fuck dude your (or you're for shmed who thinks it's necessary to expend the energy for moving his little finger to the left and expend 1.5 times the energy making two more letters) are a fucking flamer.[/quote]

    WOW what a come back there Shooter, would you like a mulligan on that one?

    I can see where you got your inspiration for the Mr.T outfit; your father bears an uncanny resemblance to George Peppard AKA Hannibal Smith of the A-Team:




    Who unverified sources have it, also like to have family orgies, the rumors went as far to suggest that he stayed in character as Hannibal, and would obscenely yell GET IN THERE B.A.! That did seem a little far fetched, but then again a naked black man charging at me covered in gold chains screaming "I PITTY THE FOOL", would be enough to scare the hell out of me!

    Curiosity has gotten the better of me Dan, did you dad ever say to you after one of your family reunions, "I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER"?
     

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