55 degrees in the Park in January

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by DangerousDan, Jan 9, 2006.

  1. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    So I take my dog to the park.
    At the park I run with my dog
    away I see someone in a bundled up hooded sweat shirt running toward me
    I think looks like a some little skinny dude
    I look away no this is not a chick
    and chick scoping is what I am doing under the guise of walking my dog
    It looks like this hooded sweat shirt in jogging pants dude is looking at me
    I think to myself I hate it when homos start thinking they can just look at you
    I give a quick about to fight you glance as we are running towards each other in opposite directions
    I suddenly see it is not a dude but a girl with bulbous parted lips sucking in air and a pretty face
    She is obviously giving me the I wish we could just fuck no questions asked look
    It is a good thing I wore my long coat
    because I am getting a hard on and had it for 2 miles all the way back to my car
     
  2. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Dan did you type in the wrong address again? I mean this is not the Penthouse Fourms.
     
  3. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    man he's just copying and pasting random shit he reads again.... like the polar trip e.t.c.
     
  4. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Proof of that is the spelling. No way Delmer could spell "bulbous" on his own.

    Barry
     
  5. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Memoirs of a serial rapist?
     
  6. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    What!? If I was going to make up shit it would be better than that.
     
  7. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Ok, V.C. Andrews. Let's see.
     
  8. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Who you calling Julie Andrews Bitch!!!
     
  9. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    The guy who bitches about a gif with a little mis-shot sploog works an image of his hard on into a poem. . .and I tear up, just a little.

    (from laughing)
     
  10. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Well let me tell you this Bungle if you got that far you really are A FAG. This POem was posted for the ladies.
     
  11. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Smooth cover man. You should lay concrete for a living.
     
  12. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    guys....

    a) he didn't write it

    b) it's a wonderfully disguised peice of homoertoic litterature (e.g. him thinking it was a guy b4 discovering it was a girl, not stating which of the two gave him the erection)

    c) he says he ran for two miles with a hard on :roll:
     
  13. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Pbbbbbbbtttttttt
     
  14. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    So its my fault Dan's a plagerist?
     

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