Trauma

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by ucicare, Dec 28, 2005.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I have been in intense therapy for the past week.

    How could you do this to me, just like my parents did?

    Move away and not tell me where you went? Post a note on the door that says, " we are experiencing technical difficulties", or " "gone for a few days, be back soon, love ya, Mom and Dad?"


    Just when I was starting to feel a part of a real family, this happens. Oh the trauma. I may never bond again with anyone.



    Barry
     
  2. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    I can always adopt you, Then you can mow my lawn and clip my ball hair.
     
  3. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Can I have my own room? An allowance?

    Barry
     
  4. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Sure and you get a quarter.
     
  5. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    fag
     
  6. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Dan you remind me of my retarded neighbor Elmer. He irritates the heck out of me when he is around, but once he is gone for a few weeks, I kind of missed him.


    I think I'll call you Delmer from now on. That seems to fit.


    Barry
     
  7. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    "Delmar" makes more sense than "Dangerous."
     

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