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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by SexXy, Aug 11, 2001.

  1. pimpchichi

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    yeah!!... pinky-poopchutes trustworthy... if you're gonna send your pic to someone.. send it to him!!...
    anyone in the forum will tell you how much you can put your faith/trust in pinkybrown
     
  2. PinkorBrown69

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  3. Richard Cranium

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    Gee, cunt. I spend several days away and return to see you are still just like all the other abused women in the world.......You don't fucking LISTEN..

    I bet your past boyfriends/nieghbors loved when you gave them head.
    It involves the two things men love most, sex and you not talking.

    And what is it with you and nursey? So you think your better looking than an ENGLISH girl? So what?
    But to think your pathetic attempts at verbal battle come even close to the patented brit wit of the Nursey/Pimp combo?!?!?
    Get a clue cunt.

    I got a joke.....
    Q. how do you stop imonepatheticcunt from drowning?

    A. get my foot off the back of HIS neck.

    And in response to upchuck, I mean Nauseous, No not all women are cunts, just you and that other cunt.

    Hey Pimp, I was thinking of changing my name..... How about Stu Padasso? Wadda ya think?
     
  4. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Cranium:
    But to think your pathetic attempts at verbal battle come even close to the patented brit wit of the Nursey/Pimp combo?!?!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    aw c'mon.. it's at least trying..

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>I got a joke.....
    Q. how do you stop imonepatheticcunt from drowning?
    A. get my foot off the back of HIS neck.
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    i did think it might be a guy..but i find it hard to believe that a guy can be so vacuous, air-headed and fucking DUMB!!

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    as she already said earlier ... i like to call nursey cunt..

    *note to all the other cunts in this forum... when i call nursey cunt it's complimentary, an affectionate pet-name... if i call you a cunt it's 'cos you're an irritating whiney cumbucket*

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    sounds fine... take it for a test run... you can always flirt with different names then change back to RC... whatever rocks your boat.. but RC is the original.. other name changes ya should keep temporary (IMHO)
     
  5. Nauseous

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    Hey 'Richard likes to give head'... You better watch how much of Pimp's ass you kiss... Nursey may make you the object of her acidic posts.

    Won't the picture that Pimp posted be enough to keep your fingers busy for a while? (You're not too stupid to catch the 'teeny-weeny' implication, are you?)
     
  6. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Nursey may make you the object of her acidic posts.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i doubt it... Nursey usually reserves her acidic wit to hurl in the direction of whiny self-absorbed cunts.. (ring any bells??)
     
  7. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Cranium:
    I was thinking of changing my name..... How about Stu Padasso? Wadda ya think? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    How about...

    'Complete Prick'

    Or

    'Brown noser'

    Or the old favourite

    'Fucking Idiot'?

    If you don't like them but still can't think of another name Dick head, please don't hesitate in asking me for other sugestions, as there are plenty more where they came from...
     
  8. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    How about...
    'Complete Prick'
    Or
    'Brown noser'
    Or the old favourite
    'Fucking Idiot'?
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    oh wow pinky!!.. thats's so sweet of you... giving up your inaliable right to those names just 'cos old rich is in a quandary as to what to call himself...
    everyone knows you have the first choice to those names... this show of altruism will not go unnoticed....

    but i think you've got the idea a little twisted..
    y'see richard is looking for a moniker that is self-depreceating, yet resembles a persons name...
    stu padasso = stupid ass...
    i mean.. whats the point in you trying to insult him when he can do a much better and more humourous job of it himself..

    but i guess you've got to (yet again) swoop in and stick up for your good pal nauseous.. especially after the pinky-browneye thread...
     
  9. Richard Cranium

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    Brown Noser?
    But Pinky I thought you pretty much had that name covered.
    And for the record I am not trying to kiss anyones asses. There are a few witty, caustic souls on this board who's sarcasm I have grown to respect. Just because the rest of you pathetic attempts at gene splicing are used to hearing me say bad things about YOU does not mean I am kissing someones ass by saying something pleasant. Besides it was said in the process of saying something bad about someone else. And StickyBrown69 If you need any new ideas for a name please let me know....
    And Nauseous, if I should need advice from a whiny smelly crust ridden cunt I'll ask your mother. Until then go gag on something....perhaps a chainsaw.
     
  10. Nursey

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    Why thankyou Richard...your compliments are ~graciously~ accepted...but let it be known that if for any reason I should ever degenerate and slip down that shit ramp into the mucous pit of squirming,vampiric,attention starved hordes of human detritus (that from time to time obnoxiously spits forth into our midsts one of its,say,self pitying,whiny bitches like Nauseous,or at times more despicable sliming shit abominations in the shape of say 'IOSB'...)i will be counting on you and any other 'caustic souls' of the forum to not hesitate in unleashing on me the fullest brunt of the most acidic,turdburning stream of vitriol you can muster...i consider that under those circumstances it would be the most humane thing you could do to me next to bludgeoning me to death with say,a 2 litre coke bottle.
     
  11. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Hey 'Richard likes to give head'... You better watch how much of Pimp's ass you kiss... Nursey may make you the object of her acidic posts.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...so,Nauseous-are you implying that you were kissing Pimps ass before i made you the object of my acidic posts???I thought it was my ass you were kissing before i filled my syringe for you!
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    ...and is it just me or does this part of Nauseous' post make absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever?!??
     
  12. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    your compliments are ~graciously~ accepted...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    There isn't a gracious bone in your uptight, badly aging, thirty-something body.

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    ...and is it just me or does this part of Nauseous' post make absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever?!?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's just you...
    Should I have used my thesaurus and re-worded it to better fit your taste?

    Pimp: Try to come up with something else to say once in a while. I'm associating your name you with 'whiny cunts' for some reason. Does THAT ring a bell? And again we have the Pink defending Nauseous thing again... He was just contributing to the thread. I'm sure he meant no harm to your little friend's feelings. I know how protective you are of the ones you care about... considering the fact that they are so few and far between. Kinda like the people that care about you, huh?

    Speaking of people who care a lot... What ever happened to your friend Silent But Deadly anyway? Surely you're not replacing him?!?

    And the sickest post I have seen in quite a while (with the exception of Cancer-boy's pic) that demands immediate response was Nursey's implication that I would ever come close enough to Pimp's AIDS-infested ass long enough to kiss it. I simply meant that you are a jealous woman, Nursey. There's nothing wrong with it, there are millions of women just like you!!! I know, I shudder to think too! I think it happens after women hit 30... Men are scarce... especially when you have nothing to offer them but your 'personality' (And frankly, you come up a little short in that area) But lucky you! You find a younger man (and I am using the word 'man' loosely) who is an acceptable mate after high doses of drugs and pornography (We ALL know how much you love both of those things) and you two decide to 'play house'. Everything is going great except for the fact that there seem to be women everywhere that you and Pimp go... They are even floating in 'cyber-space'!! You go to great lengths by exercising ALL of your intellectual resources trying to scare them away in a battle of wits, (Even when they think your 'man' looks like gutter trash) never giving thought to the fact that MEN are probably more attracted to him than women. But with posts like Dick's, a woman with your keen intuition would more than likely lash out at him in an attempt to keep her man and her dignity. (I'm really using words loosely this morning) Of course if someone you hate points this out, (who coincidentally happens to be female) you'll rush to post quite the opposite... your own brand of ass-kissing.

    !

    [ August 27, 2001: Message edited by: Nauseous ]
     
  13. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pukey:
    Pimp: Try to come up with something else to say once in a while. I'm associating your name you with 'whiny cunts' for some reason. Does THAT ring a bell?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    whine-w-w-whiney.. cunt.. cunt. whiny -whiney CUNT.. cunt-cunt-cunt.. whiney whiny w-w-w-CUNT!!!... *frantically thinks of something else to say* w-w-whiney c-c-BUTTPLUG!!!

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    unfortunately he was employed by a failing dotcom company.. (kinda like fugly) and the last i heard he was bumming across america begging for spare change with his amazing counting dog...

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    aww c'mon pukey.. it'd be yet another ailment to add to your wide and ever expanding repertoire

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    just high doses of drugs... then we BECOME pornographic... get it right...

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    yes i admit it... i am a gay icon.. a bunboys pin-up.. but nursey knows that already.. she's already been complimented many times by her 'gay-mates' on her catch...

    buts what wrong with being found attractive by both men and women.. you say it like it's a bad thing.. i think it's quite a compliment...

    anyway vomitus.. by the abrasive tone of your post.. i guess we've kinda pissed you off... i'll sleep well tonight...

    nighty night pukey

    [ August 27, 2001: Message edited by: PimpDaddy ]
     
  14. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by early-Menopauseous:
    Everything is going great except for the fact that there seem to be women everywhere that you and Pimp go... They are even floating in 'cyber-space'!!
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    STOPPITSTOPPITSTOPPIT *SCREAMS*
    .....well...actually, i have some very cool female friends...just not quite as many as i have male,but that might be because so many of the females of the species are dismally pathetic whining cunts -they either need to group together in numbers for 'safety' sticking up for each other simply because they are female,or they shun all other females in order to make sure none of them encroaches in their (male friend)'territory'...i am neither-i'll not avoid being harsh to a person just because they happen to be female-however that might be construed.
    The type of females i DO get on with are the ones who don't expect special allowances to be made for them because they are female... who don't see you as being in competition with them because both you and they are female...who don't need to keep reemphasizing the fact that both you and they are female...i mean for fucks sake Nervoseous-can't you argue the points at hand with me rather than dismissing it all as 'my jealousy' because you are female???Isn't that just a bit too fucking simplistic?Or am i giving you more credit than you're due.Seems that you and ImOneSlimingPieceOfShit have quite a bit in common...not what i would consider to be a desirable situation.
    '30 something' ...No,just 30
    'Men are scarce'....actually-i've never had so many attractive men (several under the age of 28)voicing/exhibiting how interested they are in me as i have had in recent months...Pimps ego is frequently massaged by this phenomenon.
    No,there aren't millions of women like me in the world...but unfortunately there are millions of whining,self pitying,self obsessive,neurotic,headache inducing,miserable bitches like you,Neuroseous.
     
  15. Disorder

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    i am a minimalist and i wish everyone else would addopt the same approach!! Sheesh!!
    Instead of reading through a load of bollocks and then picking the bits out which you'd feel comfortable creating witty comebacks for and then proceed to take a post apart word by word, picking and fucking whinging till you run out of ideas...

    I have just one thing to say.. you should all get out more!

    Instead, with the exception of pimp (cos i know he works), you all have to be really long and drawn-out, god if i met any of you in the street gabbling away at a lamp post(cos frankly i wouldnt listen to ya) then i'd just stop, point and giggle before moving onwards to my destination..

    get a life!


    fuck you very much
     
  16. Disorder

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    i am a compulsive liar and a hypocrite of course

    [ August 27, 2001: Message edited by: Disorder ]

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  17. Dwaine Scum

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    I do work.. Im a teacher at a pre-school... they pay sucks but the benifits are wonderful...
     
  18. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    but i think you've got the idea a little twisted..
    y'see richard is looking for a moniker that is self-depreceating, yet resembles a persons name...
    stu padasso = stupid ass...
    i mean.. whats the point in you trying to insult him when he can do a much better and more humourous job of it himself...
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    Really? Ya think? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
    Isn't he clever making up funny names like that!
    I mean he and you have really made me look pretty stoopid now eh? What with me using blatantly obvious insulting names like 'Brown noser' (seems fitting).
    I hang my head in anticipation of snorting a nice line of coke
     
  19. pimpchichi

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    white noser?
     
  20. Disorder

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    I SAID!!...
     

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