Ask and Answer

I will attempt to figure out the worlds greatest wonders by starting this thread.

I will ask a question and the next poster will answer it to the best of his abilities, then gets to ask his question and so on, so forth. Here we go.

-If something was about to hit someones head, why do people usually warn that person by saying 'Heads up!'. Isnt putting you head up the opposite of what you would want to do?

 

Yes, it is.


Why don't you fuck off?

 

Everyone knows Jesus doesn't want us to touch genitals until the magical mariage fairy waves her magical wand and then poof! Go fucking crazy.

Or is it go crazy fucking?

 

Crazy Fucking. Jesus was just a magician.

Ghosts. Do they exist?

 

yes but only in my pants

Frequently the sky changes colors, from pink to orange to blue. Why do people rhetorically ask if it is blue? And i would also like to ask wether the pope shits in the woods?

 

Where else would the Pope shit? Would you like him to shit on your chest?

 

There's no flush handle on his hat. The Vatican has toilets.

Why weren't there any Kodak endorsements in Leonard Part 6?

 

Because the Cos was being wooed by Fuji.

Why do crackheads always want to suck dick?

 

because they got these cheeeeeeeeeeeseburgers that taste bad

is the glass half full or half empty?

 

Depends how much semen comes out. (half full)

Emoticons, should they exist?