I dunno, maybe its an American thing, but its awesome to really zing your best friend, be it, the rubber band around the sink sprayer, or a couple of spoonfuls of baking soda in the ketchup (yes they shake it and KABOOM!!! it blows the top off the ketchup bottle) or simple as farting into your roommates pillow a few dozen times, Just so you know there face is in the same place your shit vapor was. Anyway, I wanted to start a thread, where people could post jokes they did, or witnessed, etc., that they loved. This one was my personal favorite, its actually revenge, not really a prank per se... It took place between three people, Let's call then Rob, Trevor, and Rhonda (I don't know if any of them read my crap) Rob and Ronda were a highschool sweetheart couple, they lived together, were engaged for YEARS, she made him do Jazzercise and eat organic vegetarian meals. Anyway, Trevor shows up swinging his big cock into her, and the bitch actually COOKS THE ASSHOLE STEAK FOR BREAKFAST!!!!! Rob is a Friend of trevors, and somehow walks in on the whole incident. Well a few months pass, Rob has kinda lost it mentally, I think Rhonda left Trevor when he wanted to know if he could pee on her, that was pushing the line a bit, for any young hometown girl. Rob Breaks into Trevor's apartment why he is at work. He has taken a 100 watt light, carefully broken the glass, and not broken the filament. To the filament, he attaches a M-80 (quarter stick of dynamite) to the filament. the turns off Trevor's lightswitch, then puts the device into the socket in the center of his living room, dining nook area. now, remember, Rob had been on a vegan diet, so he went to taco bell, and eats $10 worth of meat products food, then he unleashes his intestines into a Ziploc bag, he then staples the bag, to the ceiling, around the device he made, ,making sure the M-80 is in the liquid stool. Trevor, slanks home from a hard day of automotive repair, and opens the door, and flips the switch for some light, the light doesn't come on, so he instinctively, looks up to see what's going on, at the same time the M-80 explodes spraying putrid shit everywhere, his carpet, his VCR, his playstation , it gets in his mouth, his kitchen, kills his saltwater aquarium, stereo, everything. now this happened in the late 90's but still to this day, on warm days, you can smell fart in that apartment, no matter what you spray or burn incense anything. Man I have yet to see anyone top that one yet...
I put a remote compact shock prod in my couch cushion one time. It was just a low volt one, the kind they use to train dogs with. But people would still squirm like hell to get off the couch when i'd trigger it. Um..don't ask why I had a it...
Yeah, that's pretty nasty. Oh, I jerked off my ex with Mineral Ice and put Nair in his shampoo, but those were more revenge than prank as well... Still doesn't touch the shit.
I think Kahn was there for this one. Don't really remember. We got plastered one night. Well one of our friends Sam got more shit faced then the rest of us. He passed out about 3:30 in the morning. Well he kept whining about having to be at work at 2 that afternoon and all this shit. He set the alarm like 4 fucking times. Anyway we sat around playing Mortal Kobat 2 on SNES when we got the bright idea to set all the clocks foward. The sun was out about this time I guess it was about 7 or so at this time. So we set all the clocks foward to 3 or so. Then we all started acting like we been asleep and woke him up. Told him it was 3 something. Well he starts flipping out throwing on his shoes grabing his uniform. He trys to stand up and falls back down cause he is still drunk. So he grabs the phone and calls his job! At this point we are about to die from not being able to laugh. Well he gets his Boss and starts telling him he is sorry he is late but he doubts he will be able to make it to work because he got so drunk the night before. The all the sudden he sits there and says what do you mean its only 7:45. He is like ok ok I will be in this afternoon he got so fucking mad it was great.
Now I know Kahn was with us on this one, We where hanging out one night with this chic named Marry. She was like my best friend back in the day. Hell she taught me most my kinky bits. Anyway I had a car at the time that came with a CB radio. Mary had one because her parents have one of those companies that drive in front of the wide load trucks. Anyway that's how we kept in contact around town and what not with what we where doing. Anyway we where fucking around in a parking lot one night with some skaters and shit. When Marry was looking for her dad on the CB. Well this guy starts hitting on her over the CB. Well she starts flirting back fucking with the guy. Getting locations and shit. Well on Chan 19 if anyone knows about CB's that was the truckers Chan. There was a guy trying to sell Hammers. He had some extra that "Fell off a truck" If you know what I mean. So Marry keeps flirting and I get on the Channel and start. Talking and acting all pissed like I'm her man. Well this guy gets really worked up. Mean While I think it was either Kahn or Juan is on Channel 19 talking to the guy selling Hammers. Well I get this guy really fucking pissed he wants to kick the shit out of me and wants to know where to meet me. I tell him this truck stop that was about 15 miles from where we where off the highway. I get him to describe his truck and all. Well we are feeding this all to the other guys on with the Hammer dude. We tell the guy that wants to kick my ass what his truck looks like. The clincher is they where acting like they where not understanding the dude with the hammers. So the guy with the hammers said he would just start waving a hammer in the air when he saw the truck. So I tell the guy I got all pissed off I will be waving a hammer and that I'm going to cave his skull in with it. He really gets pissed at this point cussing blah blah. So we all jump into our cars and start off to the truck stop. We get there and set up in the coffee shop near the window and sure enough there is a dude standing in front of his truck with a hammer! Ha ha. About 20 min later here comes the other dudes truck and the guy starts waving the hammer. The other dude start blowing his horn and all sorts of bullshit. He then parks jumps out of the truck runs and tackles the dude still waving the hammer. They start fighting like mad. We are fucking cracking up inside. It was funny as hell.
Back in high school, Grim and I knew this one dude who was a complete total grade A douche bag. He had the biggest identity crisis I've ever seen. One minute he'd be into punk (i.e. Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Bad Brains, etc), the next minute, he would be all Strait Outta Compton and call us niggas. Anyhow, he would hook up with all these nasty chicks around the area, and of course call us to give him a ride out there. Since he always had money for gas, and would give us cigarettes. Later, we found out he stole money and smokes from his stepdad and tried to blame it on Grim. He calls Grim and says he's talking to this fine ass bitch and could we give him a ride out there. Turns out, it was at the far end of Pearcy. That's a good 20 miles from civilization surrounded by woods and hiking trails. So, Grim and his girlfriend swing by, pick me up, and we go out to get him. He gets in the car and says he's going to nail this girl tonight because her parents aren't home, blah blah blah. So to add to the touch of class, he breaks out these sex dice. You roll them, and whatever obscure sexual position/act comes up, you do it. Hindsight tells me that these dice were not meant for livestock. I would've called the Humane Society. Meanwhile he's talking all this shit about getting laid, fuckin with the radio station, smoking this shitty cigar he swiped, etc. About 20 miles out and many dirt roads later, he asks for an extra condom because he only brought one. We tell him tough shit. We finally arrive and there is this huge dog chained to an axle fron a truck barking and going ape shit. The front door opens, and he gets out. Two hideous beasts are on the porch. One has a kid affixed to her udder. The other one is drinking a forty. I start laughing. He tells us to come back in a half hour. We say okay. As he starts to walk up to the porch, Grim does a burnout in the yard and as we drive away, we're laughing and yelling "Game over man!" Needless to say, he didn't get home till super fuckin late b/c he had to get a ride from her parents who didn't get home till past midnight. We didn't hear from him for a few weeks when he needed another ride. But that's another amusing story.
Trevor, slanks home from a hard day of automotive repair, and opens the door, and flips the switch for some light, the light doesn't come on, so he instinctively, looks up to see what's going on, at the same time the M-80 explodes spraying putrid shit everywhere, his carpet, his VCR, his playstation , it gets in his mouth, his kitchen, kills his saltwater aquarium, stereo, everything. now this happened in the late 90's but still to this day, on warm days, you can smell fart in that apartment, no matter what you spray or burn incense anything. Man I have yet to see anyone top that one yet... Damn. That's what I call clever. The smell still fuckin lingers? I'd move.
Kahn he was such a fucking tool, Remember when we where fighting with all those fucks at the bowling ally. He was talking all that shit and it spilled out in the parking lot. Then he was telling us we where all going to rush them and we agreed. Then when we turned around and ran in and got beat down. What the fuck ever happened to him his Mom was hot.
I remember when he transferred to HS High. He then wore all blue and said he was in a gang. 2 weeks later, he's at Kimery Park with a skateboard that he couldn't even ride. Then he tagged over Chad's piece on the half-pipe with something fuckin stupid. A few months later, he was a rootin tootin cowboy.
2 different ones here. Ones not really a prank but damn funny. We where driving in town and pulled into a gas station there was an old dude in a Caddy. He was pulling up to the pump and we where right next to him driving by. All the sudden we all turned towards him and scream. he freaks out and punched his car right into the pumps. The other one was that old guy at the mall that kept giving us lip. Talking how we where no good slackers and shit. I think he worked at Dillards. Anyway we watched him in the parking lot one day to see which car was his. well we go out there I think we where going to take the lugs. But he had the fucker unlocked and well I had to take a shit so I dropped a load right in the driver seat. It was hot that day too so I can only imagine what that car smelt like when he got off. Come to think of it Kahn I shit on a lot of things back in the day.
Yeah, well it turned him on too, until the burn kicked in... It was the least I could do, give him a false sense of security, before contributing to his penile dysfunction.
Ferine wrote: Oh, I jerked off my ex with Mineral Ice and put Nair in his shampoo, but those were more revenge than prank as well... Still doesn't touch the shit. What did he do to get that revenge?
