Dan can you write scripts yet?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Dec 6, 2005.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I feel sickly, can you get me some tamiflu?
     
  2. StrangelyBrown

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    He can give you something warm and creamy, will that do? Good for ails ya Dwaine.
     
  3. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    You might have to wait a while. He looked up "scripts" in Wikipedia and is currently searching for a PHP script called "Tamiflu". I'd go and see a real docotor.
     
  4. DangerousDan

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    Nah. I got another year and a half before I get my MD.
     
  5. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Then you can call us in meds?
     
  6. DangerousDan

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    Probably not. I think you got to reach some certain level although I'm not sure which. Maybe you just have to start your residency. I am one of the types that never worries about shit until it happens. Too much going on to worry about shit like that. Just like I'm not going to worry about people hitting me up for prescriptions until I can actually do it. Then I will assess the risk to me and maybe the risk to the person and if I don't see any legal problems or taking up too much of my time I might write it.
     
  7. TheGrimJesus

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    I just like having Antibiotics on hand
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    thank you for your reply
     
  9. Schmed

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    Damn you Dan!!! Damn you for getting civil reply out of Dwaine!!!!!!!
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you shut your fucking hole or no christmas toast for you
     
  11. Buff Chesterton ESQ

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    And here I thought Ethics would be high up the list of priorities on a rising medical star like Dan. Usually most people who take the Hippocratic Oath upon entering medical school, take it very seriously. Just in case you forgot, or for some reason never took it here you go.

    "To consider dear to me as my parents him who taught me this art; to live in common with him and if necessary to share my goods with him; to look upon his children as my own brothers, to teach them this art if they so desire without fee or written promise; to impart to my sons and the sons of the master who taught me and the disciples who have enrolled themselves and have agreed to the rules of the profession, but to these alone the precepts and the instruction. I will prescribe regimen for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgement and never do harm to anyone. To please no one will I prescribe a deadly drug nor give advice which may cause his death. Nor will I give a woman a pessary to procure abortion. But I will preserve the purity of my life and my art. I will not cut for stone, even for patients in whom the disease is manifest; I will leave this operation to be performed by practitioners, specialists in this art. In every house where I come I will enter only for the good of my patients, keeping myself far from all intentional ill-doing and all seduction and especially from the pleasures of love with women or with men, be they free or slaves. All that may come to my knowledge in the exercise of my profession or in daily commerce with men, which ought not to be spread abroad, I will keep secret and will never reveal. If I keep this oath faithfully, may I enjoy my life and practice my art, respected by all men and in all times; but if I swerve from it or violate it, may the reverse be my lot."

    Your an embarassment to the medical community Dan.
     
  12. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    so doctors kids get free medical school?..
     
  13. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Bite a dick Buff.
     
  14. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    You squirrley piece of premed shit.
     
  15. Buff Chesterton ESQ

    Buff Chesterton ESQ New Member

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    At one time, yes, it was usually passed from father to son. In the modern world, going to medical school is more akin to success rather than the dedication of healing and spending a lifetime helping people.
     
  16. DrBungle

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    Is that why Yacht Purchasing 1010 is required at medical schools?
     
  17. Buff Chesterton ESQ

    Buff Chesterton ESQ New Member

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    YUP!
     
  18. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    Where does this idiot get all this bullshit. Apparently google and too much time on his hands makes his stupid ass an authority on everything and you dumbshits are encouraging him.
     
  19. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    and by replying to this thread i'm probably encouraging you... OH WELL!!
     

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