Its that time of year again,

where you sit back, with your family, around a nice crackling fire, and reflect... Reflect on how a guy with a hook hand wipes his ass...

 

Very carefully...ha ha ha......

 

He has a crevice cleaning attachment, i'm pretty sure it's standard.

 

Like a toilet brush? or that motorized brush thing you use on dishes?

 

Exactly.
What lazy fuck came up with a motorized dish cleaner?

 

I dunno, but my mother mought me one, it sits on my counter beside my sink. she also got me a toilet brush that squirts foam out of it... the moterized pot scruber is mice when you are stoned, I think the hook hand that squirts scrubbing bubbles out of the brush would clean you really good, nit that you would have such a problem ferine, I am postive you are very, ney I say overtly clean. I bet you don't even poop, thats cute


Im so sorry I need sleep

 

I think you contemplating whether I poop or not is cute. You must be tired.
I have to admit, I do have that same toilet brush that squirts foam as well. As obsessive as I may be about hygiene, it's never crossed my mind to use it on myself... until now...

 

He's probably got one of those butthole washers that are all the rave for rich people and their bathrooms. You know the mini toilet, with the fucking jet stream squirting out. And he probably loves using it.

 

A bidet. I wouldn't mind one myself.

 

are you 12 years old, or really this fucking stupid?

 

i am both 12 years old and really stupid. i must be really in a fix

 

I use the poor mans bidet. That's were you pinch the loaf early and it takes a plunge and splashes water back up on your ass.

 

And I bet it just makes your ass sparkly clean.

 

Nope, we're seen a pic of his arse and it had a large stained area.