Whatcha Want for Christmas

This should be good for at least 2 or 3 reflex "for you to stop posting". Anyway, I think I wll try to find a really good amplifier for my guitar.

 

Get a "Big Muff" pedal for those Humbuckers Dan. If you like that sort of thing anyway.

 

What do I want? really?

besides peace on earth? peace of mind?

I'm getting what I want. My kids and I will be together, and I will be able to be with them..that is more than a lot of folks are getting this time of year, and fuck me for being corny, but family squabbles and all, I'm grateful.

Oh yeah, and I want a fireplace in my house and a pool and hot tub out in the back yard.

 

I want a 7.1 speaker system for my computer and a Creative X-Fi Premium card

 

I don't even know what the latter is..

I'm just an ignint okie.

 

a thermonuclear device so I can destroy a metropolitian section of the USA, so they can't say "it was one of them muslims"

 

they'd blame them anyway, but what the hell, it's the thought that counts, I guess.

 

seriously, go kill yourself, Im not joking

 

Ooohh...let's build one!

 

I want one of those Sony Vaio TX17GP notebooks. They only weight 1.3Kgs (a bit under 3lbs).

 

not today hon, but glad to know you still care.

 

For Xmas I want a video of that tub of shit Medivet choking on her own tongue.

 

Hi Dan!

I know what I want for Christmas! Can you help a brother out?

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Barry

 

Good one

 

Well you got endorsed by the guy that want to fuck you in ass.

Damn, what the fuck are you doing man! How did you get to this point?! Your living in a retarded periodic gastric bypass Dr. Phil hell. Your life, your posts, your brain, your wife, your kid. your job. All of them fucked uP! That is just too bad. What a way to spend Christmas.

 

Hahahahaaha

 

Don't kid your self Dan. You would trade places with me in a split second.

Unlike you, I actually have warm and reciprocal relationships with other humans. The worst part of my life is better than the best part of yours, Doctor, and you know it.


By the way, have you considered a Barium enema for yourself? I understand that those are useful to valuate the extent of inflammatory bowel diseases.


Barry

 

You know Barry I have been wondering about Dan for the last week. He has been more combative then normal. Which is not at all like him.

Is it that new male PMS they where talking about on Fox over the weekend?