does metforman

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Nov 21, 2005.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    AKA Gloucafage CR make your farts extra vile, like dry heave? I have like rottrn gas, make you dry heae, sereriously, they makeme neaseious
     
  2. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    DwaineMan,

    Word to the wise -
    Glucophage and alcohol can cause a life threatening reaction. I guess you will have to party with Freon and Shrooms from now on.

    As far as the gas problem - Doctor Dan is the resident fart/feces/nausea expert. You should check with him.

    I suggest the following -

    1. Get a large funnel, and secure a condom to the small end with a rubber band

    2. Eat lots of beans, and hold your gas until it becomes unbearable.

    3. Place the funnel over you hindquarters, and let it rip.

    4. Immediately slid the condom off the funnel, sealing the end with said rubber band.

    5. Send the inflated condom to Dr Dan for a professional analysis.

    6. Sue him for malpractice just for the fun of it.





    Barry
     
  3. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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